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10 year old ds just been asking about sex toys and what they are made of

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HoneyDragon · 06/08/2013 16:21

Having established he found out about them on the Internet I made a mental note to check parental controls I stammered my way through a child friendly explanation, whilst his horror visibly increased, as did my own trauma.

He then asked about the duck ones his father had brought home a while ago.

Turns out he was thinking about Stress toys.

We have agreed to Brain bleach and never speak of this again.

I wish I still drank.

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CoffeeOne · 06/08/2013 17:12

haha poor you OP! I hope he forgets about it quickly :)

HoneyDragon · 06/08/2013 17:07

Erm.
It started with When two people love each other. I may have mentioned tickling. Mostly I burbled a lot about him being 10 for FFS.

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CoffeeOne · 06/08/2013 17:05

I have to know, what was your child friendly explanation?!

AmazingBouncingFerret · 06/08/2013 16:39

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

flamingtoaster · 06/08/2013 16:39

Thank you for a great laugh! I'm sure he'll mention this in his Wedding speech!

HoneyDragon · 06/08/2013 16:39

Tee. I didn't mis hear. I clarified he meant sex.

He gets words confused.

When he complained about his tentacles hunting instead of testicles that was cute.

Confusing sex toy with stress toy. Well, that's just the conversation to make you beat yourself to death with your own leg.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 06/08/2013 16:36

Oh HoneyDragon. I have a 10yo DS. I can't even imagine....

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Tee2072 · 06/08/2013 16:34

Time for a hearing aide?

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TalcAndTurnips · 06/08/2013 16:32

Honey - it's a good job you didn't take him straight to the Love Honey website, where video demos ("The Hands") manipulate various marital accessories, to demonstrate their pliability and feel.

His face would have been Shock for the next three days.

Daysies · 06/08/2013 16:28

Ah I was having a rough day til now, thanks so much for the laugh!

HoneyDragon · 06/08/2013 16:26

I've said we can discuss it again when he's 17, hopefully he won't want too.

Aaaaaargh.

It was awful.

I thought I was a liberal approachable parent. Turns out I have my limits.

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ClangerOnaComeDown · 06/08/2013 16:25

I just got in trouble at DS' s Kung Fu for laughing so loud! Grin

You will never live that down!

ThreeBeeOneGee · 06/08/2013 16:25

Oooops!

bittenipples · 06/08/2013 16:24

That's so funny! Grin

MrsPresley · 06/08/2013 16:24

I don't know whether to be Shock or Grin, so I'll just go with Grin Grin Grin

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 06/08/2013 16:22

Sorry but Grin

You have just created a family legend which will be retold for generations....

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