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hey kids, let me tell you a little secret, love Mum...

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 28/07/2013 16:16

I hear you, you hate carrots, they're yucky yucky yucky andyou never want to have them.

That cheesey mash I make that you love so much? It aint that colour cos of cheese. IIt's that colour because it's 50% carrot.

You always ask for seconds,

While I have your attention, that crazy frog toy didn't break. I took out the batteries before I went stark raving mad.

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AmandaPandtheTantrumofDoom · 28/07/2013 16:26

Oh, and that pasta sauce you love that's just tomato. It's not, it has your most hated vegetables - courgette and pepper. Plus carrot and onion. I just blend it a lot.

AKissIsNotAContract · 28/07/2013 16:26

How can you pass squid off as flowers?

MurderOfGoths · 28/07/2013 16:25

Hehe, I'll just be sat quietly over here taking notes!

Pagwatch · 28/07/2013 16:25
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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 28/07/2013 16:22

Xpost pag.

My kind of cooking!

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AmandaPandtheTantrumofDoom · 28/07/2013 16:21

DD's, I know you don't want to go to bed. I know, I understand. It's still light outside. But Mummy is just going to do boring jobs while you are asleep so you aren't missing anything.

No I'm not, I'm going to watch old episodes of the West Wing and eat chocolate. Now I know you wouldn't be worried about the former, but you'd be very cross about the latter.

Also, that toy car that beeped and mysteriously broke. It wasn't a mystery. I dropped it in the washing up when trying to do too many things at once and failed to fess up.

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 28/07/2013 16:21
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Anything you would like to confess, while you're here?

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Pagwatch · 28/07/2013 16:20

Yes indeed.

'pork chicken, steak chicken, tuna chicken? No chicken in any of them. Ha!'

Calamares? No, not actually flowers. Squid. You have eaten it 100 times. It's really, really not flowers. What do they teach you at school?

BlackeyedSusan · 28/07/2013 16:20
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with that evil genius you will have enough money for that house soon enough. (also bored and avoiding tidying the kitchen)

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