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Original poster

I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

291 replies

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

OP posts:
MyShoofly · 12/06/2013 16:13
Shock

That is all I can think of.

Grin
WeAreSix · 12/06/2013 16:12

Was it worth it though?! Wink

waltermittymissus · 12/06/2013 16:10

Oops!

crying at this thread!

Ball cupping, cock resting, breast lowering, elderly breat wrenching...

Only on MN Grin Grin

waltermittymissus · 12/06/2013 16:08

^cry

MrsOakenshield · 12/06/2013 16:08

absolutely PMSL at 'He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.'

Doughnutmaestro · 12/06/2013 16:07

He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.

Is his name Christian Gray?
Swoon.

flamingtoaster · 12/06/2013 16:04

It's great that you take your company's wish for all it's staff to be on the ball so literally.

PostBellumBugsy · 12/06/2013 16:02

Roaring with laughter - thank you NPMBITC!

Moments like those are just priceless - it is almost as though time stands still for a brief second & you just know it will be imprinted on your memory for the rest of your life. Oh yes - you will remember that momentary squish of soft CO bollock for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin

watchingout · 12/06/2013 16:01

Just snorted my cuppa at THROB

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 16:00

One last post before I shut down computer.

I haven't washed it yet, I went to toilet to MN about bloody awful experience and colleague came in. Said I got a call from DH and then walked out as there would no need to wash poor hand.

I couldn't run off to the loo straight after ball-gate as CO would know I was washing his bollock germs off.

And it's only Wednesday...

OP posts:
VanitasVanitatum · 12/06/2013 15:58

I thought accidentally squeezing my ex's df's manboob mid hug was bad.. Feel so much better now!! Thanks op Grin

elfycat · 12/06/2013 15:57

*your hand.

Sorry too shocked by sweaty ball hugger hand NOT being boil-washed by this point after the incident! Grin

seizetheafternoon · 12/06/2013 15:57

I would scrub your hand with domestos. You don't know where he might have had them.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/06/2013 15:55

'the optician's packet came to rest lightly on my knee'

'I gently lowered my left tit into a patient's cupped hand once'

OP, he could probably win a packet if it went to tribunal ...

elfycat · 12/06/2013 15:55

You haven't washed you hand yet???

Shock
BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 12/06/2013 15:54

Assumed you'd gone to the loo to scrub your hand in the first place.

Starting to have doubts about your intentions Nobody.

DameFanny · 12/06/2013 15:54

I bloody love Mumsnet Grin

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:51

'you're lucky he didn't give you a bollocking'

My hand would strongly disagree!

Should I wash it? I'm very conscious to put it too close to my face.

OP posts:
seizetheafternoon · 12/06/2013 15:50

I forgot to be sympathetic when I was replying. Nobody, I really feel for you. You're having a hard day.

seizetheafternoon · 12/06/2013 15:48

She was Branleuse or a real dressing down.

vintagecakeisstillnice · 12/06/2013 15:48

Nice one Chaos....................Grin

Branleuse · 12/06/2013 15:46

youre lucky he didnt give you a bollocking

ChaosTrulyReigns · 12/06/2013 15:45

Compadres.

Obvis.

ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:44

Yes, we really ought to take it more seriously... she could find herself up for grope misconduct......

ChaosTrulyReigns · 12/06/2013 15:43

I just love how MNers are ready to lend a cackle rather than support when their compares are going through teste-ing times.

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