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Original poster

I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

291 replies

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

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Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 16:56

Matilda, must have an instinct- like when you grab your purse really quickly when someone knocks into you- just incase they steal it?!

portly thats hilarious Grin

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Calabria · 12/06/2013 16:55

Managed to hold it together until "put your feet up OP you must be knackered.."

Crying with laughter now.

DameFanny · 12/06/2013 16:53

Why Matilda? Why do you automatically clasp?

[crying]

ChewingOnLifesGristle · 12/06/2013 16:52

'I go to a weekly modern jive class and accidentally grabbed a mans knob during a move.'

Omg PortlyGrin I'm crying with laughter at that.

ChewingOnLifesGristle · 12/06/2013 16:49

Grin Brilliant.

But it proves what I've always thought. All this modern malarky nowadays - hugging and kissing colleagues and friends ad hoc - it's not normal I tell you!

swavesey · 12/06/2013 16:45

This is definitely, DEFINITELY, the best thing I've EVER read on MNet :-) Hi-flippin'-larious. Made my day...wanders off smiling....

HighBrows · 12/06/2013 16:40

cupping commuters is my worst habit. I've done it hundreds of times

NOoooooo!!! Really..... How?

ShockGrinConfused

Matildaandthematches · 12/06/2013 16:38

Oh god, I feel your pain (though thankfully not his). My DH says cupping commuters is my worst habit. I've done it hundreds of times so I know how easily it's done. My hand just sort of swings at ball height. At least you had the presence of mind to flatten your palm. I instinctively 'clasp'. It's awful.

burberryqueen · 12/06/2013 16:38

put your feet up OP you must be knackered..

5madthings · 12/06/2013 16:36

Ha ha ha ha Grin

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 16:34

He's no Christian Gray Envy

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ChallyCreaks · 12/06/2013 16:34

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a cock up.

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 16:32

Back home now and have just give my hand a good scrub.

I'm looking forward to never mentioning this to ANYONE in RL.
Not even DH, he might think CO's ball dust has been invited along to our sex life.

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ThePortlyPinUp · 12/06/2013 16:31

I go to a weekly modern jive class and accidentally grabbed a mans knob during a move. I was mortified and he never came back Blush Some of the old men who heard about it always want to dance with me now Hmm

LittleMissGerardButlerfan · 12/06/2013 16:30

I was just going to say we need Talc for a visual but it's already here :o

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 12/06/2013 16:29

' my dentist told me I had a good gag reflex, we both had the grace to go red.'

Bwahaahaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!

Tee2072 · 12/06/2013 16:28

I am laughing so hard I'm crying!

Talc you are, without a doubt, the love of my MN life!

OP...quit. Immediately!

Grin Grin

superbadspeller · 12/06/2013 16:27

ShockGrinShock

thefirstmrsrochester · 12/06/2013 16:25

noel that happened to my friend. Optician got too close for comfort during her eye test so she crossed her knees to create a barrier.....and nudged his in the balls.
She goes elsewhere for eye tests now.

WeAreEternal · 12/06/2013 16:24

I'm sorry Nobody but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

FeijoaVodkaStat · 12/06/2013 16:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....................... Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(and I laugh with the cringing knowledge of how it feels to have accidentally put my hand out behind me to grab a seat after losing my balance in a tram, only to find myself grabbing at some random (and quite alright looking) mans trouser front. Oh the shame. Still at least I never saw him again Grin)

HighBrows · 12/06/2013 16:20

I once had an awkward moment when my dentist told me I had a good gag reflex, we both had the grace to go red. Shock

Maryz · 12/06/2013 16:19

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ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath · 12/06/2013 16:19

Nobody and noel, you are brave brave women and MN is a better place because of you.

Talc, once again you deliver the goods!

I am crying Grin

HighBrows · 12/06/2013 16:18

Nobody fabulous thread, you poor thing Grin.

Talc I am dying laughing at the diagram! Utterly brilliant Grin