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I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

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CinnamonAddict · 12/06/2013 18:07

BollockCupper · 12/06/2013 18:04

Actually Chortling at the fanny thruster and ear lobe sucker.

What did your boss say myboys? Did he talk to your foof?

farmersdaughter · 12/06/2013 18:03

Utterly outstanding thread.

Thank you for a very good laugh

BollockCupper · 12/06/2013 18:02

I'm fascinated and openly embrace all of these bollockcuppers coming out of the woodwork. I'm so glad it's just not me.

I don't think I could tell DH, he would tell all of his mates and no doubt I would have a worse nickname than bollockcupper.

MyBoysAreFab · 12/06/2013 18:01

Oh god, I was once standing on a chair to reach up for a file (I am vertically challenged). My boss asked me something, I turned round to answer, he was right behind me and I literally thrust my fanj into his face.

BehindLockNumberNine · 12/06/2013 18:00

Not just!!! I meant once This was two years ago!!! (although the embarrassment is etched on my mind as if it had just happened)

BehindLockNumberNine · 12/06/2013 17:59

Arf, these things normally happen to me!
If it made you feel any better, I just accidentally sucked on the earlobe of the father of one of dd's friends.

We had just moved house and had invited dd's school friend to come and play after school. When her dad came to pick her up he handed me a lovely flowery shrub in a ceramic pot, as a housewarming gift. I leant to thank him whilst saying thank you when he thought I was proffering a kiss on the cheek (he is Israeli, I am Dutch, cheek kisses are the norm ) As I was still mid-sentence I ended up clamping my mouth across his earlobe.

We did that same "I know you know I just nibbled your earlobe" look.

Said school friend moved house and schools not long after and whilst they have kept in touch with several of dd's friends and their parents we have been ignored every time we have tried to make contact.

SybilRamkin · 12/06/2013 17:50

I think you'll be ok Peppermint so long as you don't have the groin-gravity problems of others on this thread!

Absy · 12/06/2013 17:49

"I've already soiled my patch "

I don't think you should admit that to anyone at work. They might take it the wrong way.

PeppermintCreamsSaga · 12/06/2013 17:47

FFS I might be moving offices soon and have to work with men after working in a female only environment for the past 7 years. Have I got this to look forward to?

OP - I think the best thing to do is laugh it off at the time. "Whoops! Wrong side! Who's for a cup of tea."

Just realised my unintentional pun.

infamouspoo · 12/06/2013 17:47

bollockcupping.

SybilRamkin · 12/06/2013 17:47

My DH is exceptionally tall, and he often gets 'back-of-the-hand-accidental-brushing' of his groinal area by strangers. However, he's never mentioned actual 'cupping' before...

flamingtoaster · 12/06/2013 17:45

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner I think you should tell your DH - after all you can reassure him that a ball in the hand definitely isn't worth as much as two in the bush.

CinnamonAddict · 12/06/2013 17:39

I had just managed to get this cycle shorts pic out of my brain someone posted weeks ago...it's back. .. .aaaarhg

mymatemax · 12/06/2013 17:38

I bet he was walking like john Wayne for the rest of the day :)

BookieMonster · 12/06/2013 17:37

Perhaps we could spawn a new YouTube craze, a la the Harlem Shake. Do the Bollock Cup Now!!!!!!!

PostBellumBugsy · 12/06/2013 17:37

Shudders at mymatemax's question - but probably not as much as NPMBITC!!!!!

mymatemax · 12/06/2013 17:35

omg, did it spring to attention?

topbannana · 12/06/2013 17:34

Hahaha, very funny :o
I almost did the same to a very tall young lad at work last night. I felt a whisp of trousers material and snatched my hand back sharpish (unlike matilda arf arf!)
To add to this when the matter came up in conversation later he confessed to not even noticing
A personal low point in my life when my attempted groping of young men is not even noticed

QueenFaeriecakes · 12/06/2013 17:31

Laughing out loud at this thread, DS just called me a weirdo

BollockCupper · 12/06/2013 17:31

Does twirl and waves fingers of ball cupping hand

CelticPromise · 12/06/2013 17:31

Matilda are you sure you don't have to see them again? I imagine a crowd of keen repeat cuppees surrounding you on your regular commute. Empty seats down the rest of the train

CelticPromise · 12/06/2013 17:28

Hahahahahahaaaaa

Genius thread.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 17:28

I think I might change my nn..

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 17:27

That's a thought Sybil.. I've lost my bollockcupping mojo now. Gosh I hope he doesn't tell his wife, she already thinks I have cottonmouth.

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