I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.
My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.
I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.
WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'
I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. 