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I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

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TalcAndTurnips · 12/06/2013 15:19

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^ I have attempted to recreate the moment of hand/knacker-sack interface through the medium of emoti-art. I found the whole men's area a bit of a challenge, to be frank.

NomDeClavier · 12/06/2013 15:19

That's a very friendly company Grin

He might think you're trying to come on to him now....

ChocolateBridesmaid · 12/06/2013 15:18

Oh dear god...you have just made my day and probably his too :)

nohalfmeasures · 12/06/2013 15:17

Crying with laughter here!!
it's one of those situations that you both know about but will never mention to each other. Don't apologise -it'll be awful , just never speak of it ... (apart from on here of course Smile)

mumblechum1 · 12/06/2013 15:17

You've set the ball rolling now love it |Hibiscus

ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:17

You've set the ball rolling now

I sincerely hope she hasn't.....

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:17

Hibiscus- he doesn't look too dissimilar to Kenneth Williams now you come to mention in.

Yeah maybe it can just be like my thing?

'here comes Nobody, watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel'

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oinkment · 12/06/2013 15:14

Wonderful!

HibiscusIsland · 12/06/2013 15:14

Oh Gawd. You've set the ball rolling now and your office is going to become like a Carry On movie with lots of pinching of bums and "Ooh matron"s everywhere. Did your CEO do this expression when you cupped him? www.beaugrande.com/Kenneth%20Williams%20UPP.jpg

MrsDeVere · 12/06/2013 15:13

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burberryqueen · 12/06/2013 15:12

Grin Grin Grin Grin

JustGiveMeFiveMinutes · 12/06/2013 15:12

This thread is the reason I love mumsnet and why I could never give it up.

SuperiorCat · 12/06/2013 15:11

Grin Grin Grin

crazydrunkevilhamster · 12/06/2013 15:10

Grin Grin

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:10

stifling my laughter at noel

I have runny laughter eyes from shame/cringing/finding the whole situation very funny.

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cardamomginger · 12/06/2013 15:08
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ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:08

Oh no Noel that's horrendous!

I do hope this thread attracts even more squirmsome tales, I'm right in the mood for them thisarvo.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:06

I wish I could provide a diagram, I could draw one and then run it through the xerox but it's just too risky.

Just now I send a diagram of stick woman cupping stick mans genitals to all staff.

gunz It was definitely balls, there was a brief squishiness.

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elfycat · 12/06/2013 15:05

I've done the thing where you don't realise the person is behind you and cop a quick feel. I can say that one of my colleagues wasn't wearing underwear. Yuk!

Go out and apologise. Say you have a phobia about things like that and have just spent the last 2 hours cleaning your hands, no offense meant Sir but I'd NEVER have done that on purpose.

NoelHeadbands · 12/06/2013 15:04

Oh no that's awful. That's the kind of shit that will wake you up screaming, in a cold sweat, just as you were dropping off to sleep Sad

The only thing I have that's similar is the eye exam I had, where the optician's packet came to rest lightly on my knee Hmm We both stiffened. We both knew what was happening. I could feel him trying to manoeuvre 'it' off the knee, but it was kind of caught Confused. What a relief when it was all over. But at least I didn't have to face him again

ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:03

Thank you Nobody. That is much clearer.

on the cock

Hilarious Grin

forevercloudy · 12/06/2013 15:03

Ha! Grin

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:03

Sadly not Ann Summers.

He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.

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whatsleep · 12/06/2013 15:02

Oh my god that's hilarious Grin I'm am cringing for you!

Gunznroses · 12/06/2013 15:01

I dont understand how on earth a hug turns into cupping balls Shock
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS HIS BALLS? Grin