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Original poster

I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

291 replies

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

OP posts:
flamingtoaster · 12/06/2013 15:38

Just pretend nothing happened - the ball is definitely in his court (as opposed to your hand ...) Just be careful what you say during Wimbledon ....

burberryqueen · 12/06/2013 15:37

well..as long as there are no hard feelings.....fnarr fnarr

MrsSpagBol · 12/06/2013 15:36

Thank you for making my day Grin

Branleuse · 12/06/2013 15:36

now, about that promotion....

BlueSkySunnyDay · 12/06/2013 15:32

Carry on?

You should be in for a raise

and

I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review

you are reducing me to a 15 year old.

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:32

I have serious regrets about my decision to start a company pension.

OP posts:
ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:31

OP you're a liability. Cling to that job. CLING to it, woman. :D

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 12/06/2013 15:30

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Oh dear. There, there OP.

LuisSuarezTeeth · 12/06/2013 15:30

Sorry, this just SO funny!

ViviPru · 12/06/2013 15:30

Thank you for the diagram Talk I'm forming a very VIVID picture in my minds eye.

Fandango Sidge and pawn, thoroughly good effort.

LOVING "did it twitch?"

I can't get the word THROB out of my mind now.

MimsyBorogroves · 12/06/2013 15:29

So you're saying you ballsed up?

Original poster
NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 15:29

Can't contain laughter, thank god I finish at 4.

Talc- I couldn't of created a better diagram if i tried, extremely accurate, even down to my heels.

I don't think it's a situation that I could ever bring up, plus his wife works here too and I've already soiled my patch there.
When I first joined, all I did was spent my first day smiling nervously and my mouth became so dry my lip got stuck. I looked like this. I just kind of left it there until it came back down.

SHOOT ME NOW Wine

OP posts:
Fenton · 12/06/2013 15:27

I have actual tears.

watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel

ROAR

CajaDeLaMemoria · 12/06/2013 15:26

I wouldn't hide in the toilets.

You might start rumours Wink

pawnstar · 12/06/2013 15:26

Oh I am suffering big style with a hangover and was decidedly grumpy before i read this, but it has cheered me right up!!

I once kissed my sisters FIL full on lips as the angles were all wrong! I was the colour of beetroot for the rest of the weekend i had to spend around him!

seizetheafternoon · 12/06/2013 15:25

How disconcerting! I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review iykwim :)

Sidge · 12/06/2013 15:24

Proper LOLs!

I gently lowered my left tit into a patient's cupped hand once so I share your pain...

WillYouDoTheFandango · 12/06/2013 15:24

Teehee Blush can you stay in the toilets until the end of the day and have a full plastic surgery overhaul before tomorrow?

If it makes you feel better I'll tell you mine. DP's 75 year old gran fell over pissed as I was walking her to her door. I tried to grab her elbow, but grabbed her entire boob in my hand and wrenched it upwards to right her Shock I shall forever remember the feel of elderly boob on my hand. The saving grace is there's no way she'll remember it!

CajaDeLaMemoria · 12/06/2013 15:23

Crying laughing at this. The diagram is ace.

You should be in for a raise if you get the contract, then!

infamouspoo · 12/06/2013 15:23

my tummy hurts from laughing
Grin
'did it twitch'

burberryqueen · 12/06/2013 15:21

Grin @ talc

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 12/06/2013 15:20

Did it twitch OP? Grin

May09Bump · 12/06/2013 15:20

god - that is so funny, made me laugh.

Lovecat · 12/06/2013 15:20

Talc, you are a genius :o

Lovecat · 12/06/2013 15:19

Wearing Chinos? Posh and Authoritarian with a hint of Kenneth Williams?

You didn't just cup JOHNNIE BODEN, did you??? ShockShockConfusedShock