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I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

163 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 05/06/2013 22:39

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

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TalcAndTurnips · 06/06/2013 00:02

I think that there should be an English equivalent to the Michelin guide and their star awards.

Do you think Halfords would be interested?

LeGavrOrf · 06/06/2013 00:01

Lol at cold and dead to you.

Kristin Scott Thmas would know. I always think my life would be so much simpler if I was KST.

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:59

I'm sure that's what we were taught in Longmans Audio Visual French

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:58

'tu' familiar
'vous' cold and dead to you

LeGavrOrf · 05/06/2013 23:57

I got a fucking A in French GCSE tu connais

LeGavrOrf · 05/06/2013 23:57

Ou j'avec une probleme.

Cest tres similar to le tres difficile probleme of la recherché who to say tu or vous

LeGavrOrf · 05/06/2013 23:55

NO flumpy I said oh god because I was so thrilled with talcs idea of a name change!

But yes I am the twat with the sheets Grin not offended that you remember that, honest guv Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 05/06/2013 23:55

LeGavrOrf - you look simply stunning in that new frock.

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:54

Tu as les problemes plus grand si tu as choisi 'le' en place de 'la', je pense!

LeGavrOrf · 05/06/2013 23:54

Yes my daughter is paying.

HA! I'm going to Order the lobster.

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:53

Ou, Mademoiselle? Je ne sais pas si elle la prefererait?

LeGavrOrf · 05/06/2013 23:53

Oh I did le not la

LadyBeagleEyes · 05/06/2013 23:52

It's your lovely daughter that's treating you isn't it GetOrf?
Hope you have a lovely time.
I'm so not a foodie, though I'd draw the limits at Talc's menu, so Monsieur Wotsit would pass me by.
Enjoy Grin

conspiracytheorist · 05/06/2013 23:52

Madame Roux will be saying ' descendre mon mari' to getorf Grin

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:51

Et voila, Mme La GavrOrf, je pense!

Flumpyflumps · 05/06/2013 23:51

Oh gawd sorry! I just remembered it as I spend far too much time reading the amusing threads about how often do people wash this or change that. The sheet one was vair funny!

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:51
Grin
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GetOrfMoiLand · 05/06/2013 23:47

Oh my GOD

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TalcAndTurnips · 05/06/2013 23:45

Pardonnez-moi, Mme BIWI Blush

Peut-être le gateau de Foret Noir est trop poshe pour La GavrOrf.

GoshAnneGorilla · 05/06/2013 23:44

[Grin] at Talc's menu, especially the butterscotch Angel Delight.

I hope you have a lovely time, GetOrf.

BIWI · 05/06/2013 23:42

Mais, sacre bleu, Talc! Tu as oubliez les doights de poisson croustillant! Avec leur sauce du salad creme.

Et apres, le gateau de foret noir.

Le tsk.

Poledra · 05/06/2013 23:40

And to drink, Moddom, will you have Le Nun Bleu or Le Tour Noir, peut-etre? Or we have un Matus Rose effronte? (excusez le lack of accents - je ne suis pas capable)

LadyIsabellaWrotham · 05/06/2013 23:39

He was judging the cake competition at local fete last weekend. He appeared to be absolutely luffly.

Flumpyflumps · 05/06/2013 23:39

Don't forget clean sheets for when you seduce Monsieur back to your boudoir!

greenhill · 05/06/2013 23:37

He is already spoken for, join the queue...I wonder if Monica will be in the kitchen.

I'm very jealous, have a great time.

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