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I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

163 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 05/06/2013 22:39

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

OP posts:
ParsingFancy · 06/06/2013 18:01

Shock LeGavrOrf, surely that was Brian Cox?

Or does that happen a lot round here?

BIWI · 06/06/2013 18:01

I have to say, LRD, my Franglais is a lot better than my French! Grin

NettoSuperstar · 06/06/2013 18:00

Hi Getorf
I hate you, hate you I say Angry
Could you please take photos of the food so I can see?

LRDtheFeministDragon · 06/06/2013 17:54

BIWI, you just made my day. And I don't even speak french (so I'm entirely under the impression the rest of you do, natch).

BIWI · 06/06/2013 17:48

[sourire]

daddyorchipsdaddyorchips · 06/06/2013 17:30

Never mind marrying MRJ - I'd marry the cheese souffle. HAVE IT FOR EVERY COURSE!

motherinferior · 06/06/2013 17:27

Oui, elle est encore la ou peut-etre sous la table (avec lui si elle avait de chance...)

stealthsquiggle · 06/06/2013 17:21

She's still there, isn't she? or Michel has taken out a restraining order

Watch out Mme Roux Jnr Wink

Fiderer · 06/06/2013 17:09

Je suis agog. Je demande full details of tous. Soi careful of le vin so you have a clear tete and can tell us tous.

Pas de blurry pictures of under the table or the back of someone's tete.

And - smuggle out a bag de chein.

AtYourCervix · 06/06/2013 10:45

Avez vous commenced le pampering?

Ques que avec pour lunch en preparation pour le Micheke fete this nuit?

Avez vous shaved votre jambes?

LeGavrOrf · 06/06/2013 10:40

Hahaha that is so fantastic, I just really laughed at 'is he all ready for her'

Mind you I hope to god they don't have that thing where they search for names and see where they are mentioned. So I turn up today and they will know that I a, the twat wanting to marry Michel.

It's like when I said JAY RAYNER SEX GOD on here and Jay RAYNER found the thread and tweeted about MN objectifying him. Then his wife turned up and said 'oi he is mine' Grin

HarrySnotter · 06/06/2013 05:16

Have a lovely time. :)

BIWI · 06/06/2013 00:48
Grin
BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 06/06/2013 00:47

Je pense Mme Roux would be telling Michel to descend de Getorf.

Elle a les legs jusqu'a les ears et il est un peu on le petit side.

Tu le trouve un peu dodgy fit lovey Grin

LadyBeagleEyes · 06/06/2013 00:42

But Michael est un petit peu un grenoille, non?

LadyBeagleEyes · 06/06/2013 00:41

Mais oui, Albert est un cochon grand.

BIWI · 06/06/2013 00:30

Ou un crapaud!

(c'est a much better wordm mais je had to look that one up)

BIWI · 06/06/2013 00:28

Albert?! Est-ce que tu es fou?! Il est comme un grenouille!

LadyBeagleEyes · 06/06/2013 00:10

Ah, ok, I was thinking of Albert.

Poledra · 06/06/2013 00:10

Haines rather than Halfords, I would think. Or how about Dunlop?

Maryz · 06/06/2013 00:10

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BIWI · 06/06/2013 00:10

Halfords. J'aime leurs choses pour voitures. C'est un magasin que je trouve superbe. Je voudrais acheter all manner de choses qui I have no idea about parce que ils seem to be trop useful. C'est comme les magasins stationery.

LadyBeagleEyes · 06/06/2013 00:04

Anyway I'm of to google this French chap to see if he's good enough for you.
I have heard of him but I may be getting him mixed up with some other Frenchie cheffy type.