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House rules I forgot to make.

413 replies

CadleCrap · 28/04/2013 09:23

Don't comb the soap. Hmm

OP posts:
pmgkt · 30/04/2013 21:50

Not quite a house rule but don't kiss any signs when out, or any pictures of chocolate, or trees, or railings. Or anything

headlesslambrini · 30/04/2013 21:46

Don't talk back when we tell you that you are pushing the boundaries we do not mean the one between England and Scotland and neither the one between England or Wales and yes you are quite correct that this would be very difficult to do when you are only 11 DD.

Still18atheart · 30/04/2013 21:36

Don't get a knife cut up a poo because you wanted to see what it was like

gsteward · 30/04/2013 21:29

Don't post items from the freezer through the cat flap.

Still18atheart · 30/04/2013 21:23

Bath products are products to wash your body and hair with. Not part of your chemistry set

PandaNot · 30/04/2013 21:18

Don't dress the cat as a princess complete with tutu and tiara. He might be a placid cat with you, not so much with us when we're trying to rescue him from said items.

TravelinColour · 30/04/2013 21:15

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Yika · 30/04/2013 21:07

Don't clean your teeth with the nail file.

Once the loo paper has gone in the loo, we don't take it out again.

SugarMiceInTheRain · 30/04/2013 20:56

Do not slide down the piano.

Poo is not a suitable medium for creating artwork on your bedroom walls & door, nor on your brother's bedroom walls and door for that matter.

A list of names for your genitalia does not constitute appropriate subject matter for your own mini musical.

Sanitary towels do not form part of your dressing up box.

Clothes come off before you go in the bath.And on a similar theme, my mop bucket is not a bath.

Sunnywithshowers · 30/04/2013 20:44

Do not, under any circumstances, wipe your bogies on Auntie Sunny's sleeve. It is not appreciated.

Shaky · 30/04/2013 20:40

Springy that's hilarious!

Grin

"And above all, don't eat scorpions"

Brilliant!

Thumbwitch · 30/04/2013 20:39

I tried to turn on automatic captions for that David Shrigley video because I couldn't hear all of it over the background percussion, it was hilarious! And oh so wrong...

Yay for Classics! Thanks MNHQ

Willdoitinaminute · 30/04/2013 20:35

Do not eat the dried raisins on the window ledge ,they're not raisins.

amazingmumof6 · 30/04/2013 20:34

do not eat slugs, worms and your own poo

do not pee on your brother's head

do not pee in a toy bucket and give it to your brother to drink

do not drink a bucket of pee

tourdefrance · 30/04/2013 20:26

Do not put grass in your ear.

The tube by the side of Mummy and Daddy's bed is not toothpaste!

stiffstink · 30/04/2013 20:07

Do not grab the handles of your great grandmother's wheelchair then shake her.

OnTheBottomWithAWomansWeekly · 30/04/2013 20:06

My tampon is not a lollipop in a nice orange paper wrapper.

(I'm looking at you DN)

Don't moon the guests (DD)

KatyDid02 · 30/04/2013 19:53

Even though we've probably all seen a zillion times this thread reminded me of it.

wickeddevil · 30/04/2013 19:51

I know you said you wanted a pink bedroom, but hand prints of mummy's lipstick are not a good look.

I am talking to you dear departed dog. Never ever, however much it smells of horse, do a wee on another child's coat....

ginhag · 30/04/2013 19:46

springy I think it's hilarious... 'There's no such thing as a metal frisbee'

Grin
SauvignonBlanche · 30/04/2013 19:46

No eating Mummy's chocolate.

alienbanana · 30/04/2013 19:43

Pants go UNDER trousers.

Bogeyface · 30/04/2013 19:42

Just because we talked about how babies are made in the biological sense, you do not need to ask Grandma how it felt when Grandpa's willy was inside her

Read the whole thread and ^ this is my absolute favourite! :o

KatyDid02 · 30/04/2013 19:42

Don't feed the guinea pig with his own poo, just because he chooses to eat it doesn't mean you have to pick it up and give it to him.

When taken to the market (normal town centre Saturday market) do not find the one children's toy stall that has a solitary inflatable "doll" and ask if you can buy it when your Mum has given you $2 and let you go to the stall for the first time on your own and force the embarrassed stall holder to call your Mum over to stop you buying it.

springykitsch · 30/04/2013 19:40

that freaked me out gin! [argh]

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