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House rules I forgot to make.

413 replies

CadleCrap · 28/04/2013 09:23

Don't comb the soap. Hmm

OP posts:
alienbanana · 28/04/2013 10:04

Grin Shock at 'standing up poo'

alienbanana · 28/04/2013 10:03

Lego people do not live in the fridge. They defnitely don't go on holiday in the washing machine

alienbanana · 28/04/2013 10:03

Don't feed the rats pom poms

SheepCantFly · 28/04/2013 09:59

The dog doesn't want to smell your bottom. I know it looks like he does but he really doesn't.
Stop tying knots in the bathroom light switch cord while you're on the loo!
Don't put your brother in the toy box.
Don't put the dog in the wardrobe.
Don't let the chickens into the kitchen.
Stop trying to ride the chickens.
LEAVE THE CHICKENS ALONE!

Charleymouse · 28/04/2013 09:56

Don't drop your condom wrapper in your drink at the side of the bed!

DH just told me this one, he also drank said drink and apparently it tasted disgusting. Grin

Bearfrills · 28/04/2013 09:48

Trousers must be up at the shops.

Don't lick your sister.

Don't lick your brother.

Standing-up wees are fine but there is no such thing as a standing-up poo.

Stop staring out the window everytime the neighbours go in or out.

Worms and slugs are not pets. They can't live here.

BumpingFuglies · 28/04/2013 09:48

Do not allow DC to watch Mamma Mia. It will be sung to you ad nauseum for 12 months.

TallulahTwinkle · 28/04/2013 09:35

Knickers must be worn at the dinner table Hmm

MortifiedAdams · 28/04/2013 09:34

Dont store your jigsaw pieces in my cup of tea.

WitchOfEndor · 28/04/2013 09:32

Don't crumble egg yolk on the living room carpet for the dog to eat.

Thankfully DDog is very thorough!

RedBushedT · 28/04/2013 09:29

don't wipe your nose on the duvet

HunterWellies · 28/04/2013 09:27

No wellies in the toilet bowl.

RhondaJean · 28/04/2013 09:26

Not one I would necessarily have thought of either...

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