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Original poster

House rules I forgot to make.

413 replies

CadleCrap · 28/04/2013 09:23

Don't comb the soap. Hmm

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Melawen · 28/04/2013 16:00

New one created today - don't climb on the cat "tree"!

Maat · 28/04/2013 15:29

Quite a few years ago but....

don't hold your teddy's nose on the lightbulb

Pascha · 28/04/2013 15:28

Don't 'beep' your brother's eye (poking finger)
Don't 'beep' your brothers fontanelle
Don't 'beep' your brother at all
Don't use the cats tail as a pump
Don't pick my nose Hmm
No cars in the ketchup
Don't lick your car

superbagpuss · 28/04/2013 15:25

don't poke your brother
don't hit your brother even if he asks you too
don't poke the cats
don't eat plastic food that you play with

zukiecat · 28/04/2013 15:19

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MissSusan · 28/04/2013 14:10

No children allowed.

JerryLeadbetter · 28/04/2013 14:07

NEVER tell the hot Tesco delivery man "Mummy done a poo" over and OVER again, until he has to acknowledge you. Be SILENT in the presence of hot tesco delivery man.

GymBagHighHeels · 28/04/2013 14:04

glue is not a food
paint is not a food
crayons are not food
mud is not food
yogurt is not paint

GymBagHighHeels · 28/04/2013 14:02

If your sister is bent over naked do not try to insert a finger!

TheHerringScreams · 28/04/2013 14:02

Oh and 'Willies IN at the dining table, please' is a constant refrain [sigh]

TheHerringScreams · 28/04/2013 14:01

You put SHAMPOO on your hair. SHAMPOO. Not poo.

Oh God, he was covered....don't know how DS managed to cover himself wi it so much!

VerySmallSqueak · 28/04/2013 13:59

Hiding toys under the rug rather than putting them away makes lumps that Mum does notice!

theDudesmummy · 28/04/2013 13:58

Don't call the last number dialled on the phone and then leave it off the hook for over three hours

MuseumOfHam · 28/04/2013 13:55

Do not play dentists with the cat.

alienbanana · 28/04/2013 13:52

Banana is not a hair product.

JollyPurpleGiant · 28/04/2013 13:19

Do not smell cars.

Spikeinhiscoat · 28/04/2013 12:32

Lightsabre fights should not be reenacted loudly at 5:30 am (or preferably at all)

alienbanana · 28/04/2013 12:23

Please don't pull the leaves off all my plants to make a salad for your teddies

BrennieGirl · 28/04/2013 10:29

Don't wipe your bogies on your bedroom wall.
Do not pick up the cat every single time you pass him.
Bedrooms have to be tidied because I said so and yes it does have be YOU who tidies YOUR bedroom.

mindalina · 28/04/2013 10:24

Don't put your willy in your yoghurt.

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie · 28/04/2013 10:20

Do not invite the lady from next door in to look at the "massive poo" you did.

crazydrunkevilhamster · 28/04/2013 10:12

Stop sharing everything you eat & drink with the cats Confused
Please stop changing your clothes every time they get cold

alienbanana · 28/04/2013 10:10

The cat does not wear lipstick.

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CadleCrap · 28/04/2013 10:08

Please do not pick MY nose

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alienbanana · 28/04/2013 10:04

Worms left in your pocket will not survive

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