Have you ever encountered anyone this cheeky?

Hells that is hilarious. :o

here

There was the acquaintance who asked for money gifts from people who hadn't been invited to his wedding. I had a thread about it. That was fun

or even a bloke...

I hold this thread fully responsible for an utterly unproductive day at work! IT boffins will have been sending panicked reports about my time spent on MN to my manager today and I cared not a jot

Oh, also found an amusing pie chart creator so will get right on that cocktail/leaving work assignment AaDB :)

Ihearsounds -You forgot asking if someone could babysit your lovely children then p*ss off with a blike, get drunk, wander back the next morning!!

flossieraptor I actually think your story has made me feel the most sad and angry of all these I have read on here. The utter cow!

My best friend was once charged £10 for a lift back from a wedding. Not so cheeky, you might think, except:

the driver was her sister
sis was driving past her house anyway

One of my in-laws used to get me to go around to her house to do her feet (I'm a podiatrist) and never do anything for dh and I.

I wouldn't hear from her unless she wanted free treatment.

One day, before a big family event I did her feet and cut her. I swear on my life it was accidental but she never asked me back.

I deflect piss takers now with a £30 treatment fee and 45p a mile mileage charge.

I still do pil for free.

Oh and something else. She applied for a job at the firm I was working at. My boss showed me her CV. SHE HAD COPIED MY INTERESTS! She had no hobbies except shagging married men whilst I played sports/involved in trade committee etc. She had lifted all my interests into her CV.

Oh remembered my worst. Lived with a flatmate in my early twenties just the two of us. We were great pals and had fun being single girls about town. I was in my first job, trainee solicitor small firm, earning barely enough to pay the rent/buy food but was very proud that I was getting by.

Flatmate gets swept off her feet by older guy at work. He worked in iT at her law firm, so decent salary must have been mid thirties, drove a RED BMW etc. His tenancy ended so he moved in. And paid NOTHING towards rent or bills. So basically I was subbing him big time he was a big earner and I wasn't. To make it worse they would snog and grope each other on the sofa leaving me feeling as if I shouldn't be there. I ended up working late and taking up lots of new sports. He cooked dinner for me once, which they both made a huge fuss of. It was awful I felt really on the back foot. It only really occurred to me when my mum said at least having him around meant I paid less rent, and I wasn't I was just being royally shafted!

Eventually they moved out and we became no longer friends. They actually got married in haste and I wasn't even asked to the wedding or hen night (didn't care but still interesting that I had been cast as a villain somehow when actually I had been a doormat, he lived with us for months). Hilariously I bumped into her in the middle of India whilst on holiday with DH she was with a different husband . She was weird and despicable and hope she reads this and identifies herself! Bumping into her was so awkward all my anger flooded back she was being all friendly and I wasn't even polite (I am normally very friendly socially conscious etc). I was sunbathing by the pool the next day and she came out, saw I was there and scuttled back into their room .

Nothing on the scale of some of these horrors! One day DH and I found ourselves childfree for the day so I posted on FB that we were popping out for a long, leisurely lunch and a wander round the shops to take advantage of the peace and quiet.

5 minutes later, a friend calls to say she saw we were going out for the day and as we were unencumbered with child could we take her's out with us instead as he was driving her mad. Yeah right.

Kerala Love it!

Wow these are jaw dropping! My chores are piling up because I cant stop reading! Sadly dont really have any tales but have thrown people out of my house before and can recommend it as being great fun and empowering.

I host foreign students, paying guests, who are mostly Italian and Spanish teenage girls studying at local language schools. Most are absolutely fine and pleasant. One set of 3 looked like trouble from the off and asked if they could smoke in the house to which they were told of course not . Next day they left for school sure enough their room was a fug of fag smoke. I called their teachers and told them to come back, pack their things and leave. The girls were gobsmacked - I dont think any adult had ever followed through before. I was perfectly pleasant and calm but it was so empowering saying you lied to me, disobeyed me in my own home off you go! They were billeted to a crap house way out of town, they trailed off looking very hard done by ha ha ha their weeks holiday pretty much spoilt by their own entitled behaviour.

Bravo for not putting up with her pisstaking, Probably :).

I have a friend who had a few tough years finding a stable job teaching. About a year or two ago, she threw in the towel scrounging for a position at home and moved abroad to teach at an international school in Europe. During her spring break, she told me she was back in the city, and would DH and I like to have her for a couple of nights? Of course. Would be great to catch up. No problem.

When we picked her up that night, she informed us she hated the school she was working in, had quit her job with no notice period (basically gone on vacation and not gone back), abandoned her apartment, and all of her worldly things were now in a suitcase while she was waiting for a new teaching contract in Asia to come through. While this was a bit startling, we didn't think much of it and brought her home for a two-night visit.

After she set up in our spare room and we'd had a few glasses of wine catching up, my friend informed us that the accommodation she'd arranged with another friend had fallen through, she had no place to stay for three weeks, could she please stay at our "lovely" place with its convenient spare room, and no, the Asian job had not yet actually sent a contract through. But she was sure she would be moving to Asia in "only" three weeks. Oh, and she had very little money left in her account, having quit her job and all that, so she couldn't afford to stay in a nice hotel. We told her we couldn't put her up, so she made a big show of visiting a few much cheaper hostels in the area and said to us, "No, they won't do." DH and I still told her we couldn't put her up, so she flounced off to another city.

Months later, we tried to bury the hatchet and she apologized to me. And then a couple months after that, she had a bad day at work and wrote a long email to me about how cold I had been, and how her real friends had nothing but sympathy for her because, after all, she had been homeless :( .

Hall of fame worthy?

Bibi I would love to prepare a 'likelihood that AaDB will stay late on Friday AGAIN instead of going for a cocktail' piechart.

Sunny - my OH will love those.

Love the client from hell link - I deal with this daily and am in the middle of just such a project!

FFS, who are all these cunty people???

Mexican house thief is the king of course but he's so mad it's funny. I can't help getting angry at the more everyday acts of unreasonableness!

oh, and I forgot to say that the 'banquet' was hardly enough food per person for a 5 year old. If we'd just ordered off the normal menu it would have cost a quarter of the price and been 4 times as much food!

My cousin's ex wife tried to pull a cheeky stunt when his sister got married. His sister was the only girl and their dad was giving her a big, Mexican wedding - wedding Mass in the late afternoon on a Saturday, followed immediately by sit-down meal reception and mariachi band/band dancing and open bar.

Invitations were sent out with postage-stamped RSVP cards. His ex wrote +18 on theirs.

My aunt rang her up, what is this? She wanted to bring her family along because they needed a good night out.

Auntie set her straight and also informed her that if she brought along extras they would be shown the door.

my SIL used to constantly drop her DS off at ours stating - just popping to the shops with my mum it will be good for our DS's to play together. Woudn't even ring beforehand. Would then go shopping for the whole day and ask - did you feed him when she returned, adding such comments as - didnt save any for us then.
Have put a stop to that.

Loving this!

My DH has quite a few cheeky fucker friends, but this story is my favourite because it combines two of his friends being cheapskates in one story.

We were invited to DH's friend's wedding a few years ago. DH and x had been friends for years but I'd only met x's girlfriend twice, and not been impressed either time (they'd come round one afternoon and despite me trying to be friendly, offering her a drink etc, she had curled up on the sofa (feet up for those who care!) and gone to sleep for the afternoon while x and my DH watched the rugby).
Anyway, DH told me that the wedding reception was going to be at our local curry house and I was a bit but then thought, well it's their wedding so they can do what they like, and DH told me that it was going to be great, that they'd arranged a banquet, including freshly caught curried fish.
So the wedding went ok and we were sat at a table with another of DH's friends at the reception, and I liked the wife so that was good. These friends left fairly early to get back for the babysitter, and then when we went to leave we discovered:

1. We had to pay for our meal and drinks
2. DH's friends had left without paying for their drinks (and they were hammered) and because we were sat on their table we had to pay for their drinks (or cause a fuss, which DH refused to do)

This was bad enough, but I was 8 months pregnant and had only had one soft drink and DH had only had 4-5 beers - the amount we had to pay for, if he had have drunk them he'd have been hospitalised!
Plus, we had given the happy couple money as a present and we never got a thank you - in person or by card - in fact, what cheesed me off the most was that the wedding couple didn't even acknowledge we were there. Most brides/grooms tend to go round and thank people for coming to their wedding and try to have a brief chat with their guests, but we were just ignored!

and breath...

*and a tub