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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

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TallGiraffe · 28/03/2013 16:26

So the question is, how many of the other cornflake cakes were supplied by others on this thread?

Loving the image of her trying to calculate the angles for a 5 slice cake!

Bobyan · 28/03/2013 16:25

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

KayHunt · 28/03/2013 16:24

Lemon drizzle food poisoning? Ick. Lucky escape!

I love her childishness at not giving cake to you and the chair. I'm sure you were both distraught

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 16:22

It is no surprise to me that someone who uses the word kiddlies cannot bake a decent cake.

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 16:21

I reckon all the other helpers will be Team Twatters after having been forced to eat that shite.

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:19

Horry, the PTA are trying to raise £12K to buy some new play equipment for the KS1 playground!

Yeah the slices were like 1.5 inches thick! The poor helpers that had to eat THAT claggy mess. I bet they'll have icky gut for easter now.

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GreenEggsAndNichts · 28/03/2013 16:18

Properly lol'd at the making a £40 dent in £12k. Grin

She's got to be reading this. Who slices a loaf cake into 5 pieces? Those must've been some honking huge slabs of stodge.

HorryIsUpduffed · 28/03/2013 16:17

The way you get it like scrambled egg is by being so BULLIED by Marm and the chair that your timing all goes to shame.

I am discusted with you.

What dent in the £12k, incidentally?

RandallPinkFloyd · 28/03/2013 16:16

I was right, she is a giant, grudge bearing loser.

She will provide much more entertainment before the year is out Grin

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:16

I didn't get stink eye. She was just smiling piously throughout. Fair enough.

I reckon the cake sale has made, ooooh, about a £40 sized dent in the £12K.

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KatieMiddleton · 28/03/2013 16:14

Hahahahaha at scrambled egg cake Grin

I bet you were gutted not go get a piece of her minging effort.

This is my face -> :) I am very satisfied. Sublime thread

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 16:13
Shock
anklebitersmum · 28/03/2013 16:13

Shock what a Troll

DyeInTheEar · 28/03/2013 16:13

She's got to be reading the thread. Did you get stink eye? Was she wearing a maxi? Did she have a tunic top on in attempt to cover thighs? She didn't want to sell cake even though PTA trying to raise £12k?

coffeeinbed · 28/03/2013 16:13

It's bloody hard to slice a cake in 5. Hmm
It's not a natural cake slice number.

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:12

Yeah come on. You were too pussay just to start anything.

I have come back with two empty tins. That must stick in your throat!

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Kneedeepindaisies · 28/03/2013 16:11

I think Lemon Drizzle Cunt is an entirely appropriate name for her Purple

madonnawhore · 28/03/2013 16:11

The only way this thread could be better would be for LDC to come out of the woodwork and start online fisticuffs.

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 16:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What an absolute twat! And she's pissed the PTA Chair off now, too.

Guess who'll be on chaperone duty at every disco for the rest of time?

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:08

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THE KIDS MAKE ALL OF THE CAKES AND NOT THE MOTHERS????????

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:07

OK am back home. Lost my connection on the Kindle.

SHE was there, the LDC was not. There were LOADS of cornflake/rice krispy nests. LOADS. I'd say they outnumbered the "proper" cakes at a ratio of about 80/20.

She is reading the thread though. You are, aren't you?! HIYA!!! I'm going to tell everyone what you did now, you scuzzbag.

She wouldn't bring her sweaty cake out for sale, insisting that she was "saving" it for the helpers (7 helpers in total) She didn't want to sell it because it always got overlooked in favour of the kiddlies efforts but since she had brought the stuff she thought it a shame to waste it.

THEN, she went in near the end of the sale, into the school. She had sliced up the drizzel cake into FIVE pieces and offered the plate round but conveniently ran out when it got to me and the chair.

It looked like scrambled egg inside, love. How do you even manage to get a spnge to look like scrambled eggs?

Grow up, if you're reading this.

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Kneedeepindaisies · 28/03/2013 16:07

Just popped on to get an update about LDC woman and now all I'm thinking is when can I go and punch a cake at Sainsburys!
Lidl is actually closer but do they sell cakes?

PurplePidjin · 28/03/2013 16:01

Is it bad that every time I see LDC written down my brain says Lemon Drizzle Cunt? Blush

GreenEggsAndNichts · 28/03/2013 15:57

Oh LDC woman, we know you're reading. Just go and make a show of yourself and come read the results. It'll be fab. The internets demands entertainment.

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 15:40

Maybe she got poo on her maxi skirt while she was in Asda punching buying rice krispie cakes, so she's running late.