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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

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macreturnofthe · 28/03/2013 17:01

best comment so far (and there have been a lot of awesome ones) LCD - Lemon Cunt Drizzle - too much!!!

I normally just lurk, but feel this is my opportunity to join in - thanks DryWhite

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 16:55

Bugger. Grin not [gein]Blush

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 16:54

I think she should take a lemon drizzle cake as well as the Thanks, Drywhiteplease! [gein]

ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 28/03/2013 16:53

The fact that she didn't allow you a piece of her revolting looking cake is just so funny!

How did you not laugh in her face?

Drywhiteplease · 28/03/2013 16:52

I agree with sick Horry you are LCD woman (defo not a lady) aren't you?

LCD you should come on and say
" it's me,I hold my hands up, I made a bitchy comment on FB,where a lot of parents, and probably staff too , could see,upsetting a fellow parent. I really am sincerely sorry for the offence I caused and hope that my misjudged public comment will not put parents off supporting our fund raising efforts in future"

Then go round to see marmalade with a bunch of flowers and apologise in person. This is how adults behave LCD

P.s thanks for giving us so much entertainment though Grin

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 28/03/2013 16:51

[barf] at "Wolef*s story.

Toby, Twitter, eh? I believe you then Grin

This is my favourite soap opera thread EVER.

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 16:51

Strange person.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 16:51

I like pretty much every sort of cake, GetOeuf, so we balance eachother well! I even like lemon drizzle cake, and may make one this weekend.

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 16:47

I don't like cakes - lemon drizzle or cornflake.

Nanabana · 28/03/2013 16:46

did she wear maxi skirt? If she is reading this...I guess she'll remember not to mock others baking and goodwill in future!

She must be feeling pretty shite

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 16:46

Yes, she was so furious when she made the cake that when she added the eggs it all curdled.

Which is exactly what happens to ALL my cakes anyway.

Perhaps I am a Lemon Drizzle Cunt Shock

Sickofthesnow · 28/03/2013 16:42

Horry?? Are you the Lemon Drizzle lady?

i've been reading this thread and been in stitches this afternoon Grin

Thank you for cheering a grumpy arse up

Cuddlydragon · 28/03/2013 16:42

OMFG. Ha ha ha ha ha.............LDCunt........ha ha ha.

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 16:37

I'm not keen on either! I'd have had a very disappointing time. Was there no chocolate cake?

fergoose · 28/03/2013 16:37

her lemon cake went wrong because she was so angry when she made it, it is full of bile and fury.

Blatherskite · 28/03/2013 16:35

Not all Lemon Drizzle Cakes are shite!! Mine are lovely, honest Shock

TwoBrasDontMakeABodice · 28/03/2013 16:35

I love the fact that the HT made nests. Grin

Blatherskite · 28/03/2013 16:34

It was a lucky escape though Marm. You got away with not having to politely turn down the lemon-y stodge Grin

Loving that the headtecher made cornflake nests too

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 16:34

Christ it all goes on in PTAs Grin

Lemon Drizzle Cakes are shite.

I love the fact that now I am reading Lemon Drizzle Cunt for LDC as well Grin

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 16:33

Lemon drizzles are usually loaf cakes. Easy to slice in 5 if you're a passive aggressive cuntalina.

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 16:32

"coop" more appropriate on a thread about easter cakes with chicks :o

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 16:30

Coup, TeWi. Smile

StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 16:29

seventy two degrees :o

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 16:28

Even the headteacher and her sons made nests! I bet she didn't mock hers! And mine were the naicest wans there. They were.

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TeWiSavesTheDay · 28/03/2013 16:27

Ooh, I foresee a coop(sp?) She'll be after the chair's job next ...

I bet all the other parents made crispies in solidarity!