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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:56

I think that she is eating sour grapes, this one.

She is secretary at the moment but that will stop once her child goes to secondary school in september. Secondary schools don't have PTAs, do they? So I suppose she is trying to cram in as much power-craziness as she can before her reign of terror ends!

I might apply for her job once she goes

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ginslinger · 27/03/2013 13:56

I am delighted by all of this. Telling her you're not going to bother and cunt bunting. Such is the stuff that dreams are made of.

minouminou · 27/03/2013 13:55

Hey.....I bet she's looking a bit sour-faced now, eh? Eh?

Thumbwitch · 27/03/2013 13:54

Good for the Chair! She obvs has more sense then lemon sucker drizzle beeatch woman
Grin

Bet your nests outsell her shiteola contribution by loads. :)

TeWiSavesTheDay · 27/03/2013 13:54

Victory!

minouminou · 27/03/2013 13:53

Oooohhhhh....she got over-ruled . Baaaahahahahahaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Scereewwwwww you, you citrus-titted arsepart!

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:52

It is private, GetOeuf. You have to be invited to their page to see it :(

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Davsmum · 27/03/2013 13:51

YABU if you pelt her with anything - but not unreasonable to think she is being a bitch :)
Some people say stuff before they think - she may have thought it was amusing.
If I was pushed for time I wouldn't have made anything.

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:51

I've had a reply but not from the cornflake cake hater.

The CHAIR of the PTA has responded "No ALL donations are gratefully accepted! Shop-bought, home-made, whatever you can spare is appreciated! Will look forward to seeing your nests tomorrow x"

HA!

Fuck YOU, lemon drizzle murderer. Fuck you right up the bum.

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GetOeuf · 27/03/2013 13:51

All the parents are have watched the marmalade/Brenda exchange and are sitting there going 'ooooooooh' eagerly awaiting the next installment.

TeWiSavesTheDay · 27/03/2013 13:50

I can't wait to hear her response. Surely sane members of the pta must have seem and gone "nooooooooo, bitchface! What are you doing rejecting crispycrack?!"

Kneedeepindaisies · 27/03/2013 13:49

Grin at 'Twatbags'

GetOeuf · 27/03/2013 13:49

God marmalade that is a great response. Is it public on FB or is it a private message?

KatieMiddleton · 27/03/2013 13:48

Hahaha at ARSEHOLE tabard Grin

Poppet48 · 27/03/2013 13:48

I'd choose a cornflake Easter nest over a fairy cake any day of the week, Ignore her Smile

GetOeuf · 27/03/2013 13:46

Why is it that most people on PTAs are acvtually really nice (IME) but there is always one or two ratbastards who make you feel better about substandard cakes?

Thumbwitch · 27/03/2013 13:46

I have a feeling that if an "I'm with bitchface" pinny came on the market, DH would buy one for himself! Grin

Iamcountingto3 · 27/03/2013 13:46

fair enough, in that case they are just brainless. Fuck 'em and their hippo-flattened lemon drizzles.

BaronessBomburst · 27/03/2013 13:44

And what happened to the poster who was going to start up the 'Darkside' baby book business? You know, the first trip to A&E, first vomit on baby-hating relative's silk blouse, the first time you dropped DC etc......

Eskino · 27/03/2013 13:44

Reply with, "they're GLUTEN FREE MUTHAFUCKA"

LondonNinja · 27/03/2013 13:42

Loving this.

CUNT bunting = marvellous.

Can't wait to hear old lemon-sucker-face's reply.

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:42

Hmmm, dunno if it's the CRB thing. I have helped at discos etc and haven't been CRB checked.

Which is a good job because I am trying to keep my murder conviction secret.

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anotheryearolder · 27/03/2013 13:41

You could always get a "Did you mean to be so rude?" floral pinny to wear when you help at the next one !

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:41

I really feel that we may have seen the next big business just get born on Mumsnet. I am proud to have been here and would like a discount on a BitchFace pinny please.

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Iamcountingto3 · 27/03/2013 13:40

If its anything like our school, we had to hold our cake sales outside because otherwise every helper had to be CRB checked.
In fact I was told at one point that anyone who came into the school to pick up a table to take outside for a cake sale had to be CRB checked. I kid you not.