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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

939 replies

MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

OP posts:
wetsand · 28/03/2013 10:06

I luffs a good chocolate cornflake Easter nest cake.. especially if it has mini eggs in it!

If you could tell us where this cake sale is, you would have flocks of MNers fighting over the choc cornflake nests - they would be in high demand indeed!

Poledra · 28/03/2013 10:06

Arrested? For what? Cakeslaughter? Grievous Bakery Harm?

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:06

The OP has got form for Cake Assault.

She confessed on a thread some time back that she used to punch those cake sponge things in a plastic case they sell for 99p in Morrisons last week when she was a student.

Flumpyflumps · 28/03/2013 10:06

Make it £80 I'm in

MrsDeVere · 28/03/2013 10:05

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TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 10:05

I will up my bid to £30 if you do a poo on it.

KoalaFace · 28/03/2013 10:05

I see your £20 and raise you my wedding bunting which is spent all night appliquéing MN approved swear words to.

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:05

It could become a yearly PTA event. A sponsored Lemon Drizzle Cake Punch.

Flumpyflumps · 28/03/2013 10:05

Toby I will bill you for my now ruined computer, I've just spat tea all over it!
My office now think I'm ever more bonkers than normal

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:05

Come on marmalade - you have got £60 for cake punching.

Where is she?

What if she has been arrested? Sad

chocoflump · 28/03/2013 10:04

I will also give £20 if you punch the cake GrinGrin

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 10:04

Do a poo on it.

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:04

Oh GOD for cushions with Atrocious Cunt embroidered on them in Jane Austen style cross stitch.

PurplePidjin · 28/03/2013 10:03

I have 4 1/2 years before ds starts school. And i have much to learn bwahahahaha

Flumpyflumps · 28/03/2013 10:03

This is funniest thing I've ever read!!

OP please buy it and punch it!

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 10:03

Or stab it.

Stab it with a pencil.

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:03

Buy it.....and then leave it on the table for the rain to wash away....like that song.

Poledra · 28/03/2013 10:02

Yeah, GetOrf, it makes you an atrocious cunt of a mother. But at least your DD's an adult (old enough to drive! Smile). I think SS might take a dim view of Fucksticks bunting in the kitchen when your DDs are all primary school age...

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 28/03/2013 10:02

Catbert, school pancake disco?? What fresh level of hell is that?

Go Marmalade. What's on yer pinny?

Lucyellensmum95 · 28/03/2013 10:02

Buy it - have a slice and then feign agony, writhing on the floor clutching your throat/stomach THEN punch the cake

Crinkle77 · 28/03/2013 10:00

What a bitch. If I remember rightly cornflake cakes were always a great seller. Who doesn't love a corny cake?

minouminou · 28/03/2013 09:59

Buy it - and then punch it.

minouminou · 28/03/2013 09:59

It's for charidee......

Drywhiteplease · 28/03/2013 09:59

Marmalade this is what you should do......
Buy the lemon drizzle cake , make sure Maxidrizzle sees = moral high ground

TobyLerone · 28/03/2013 09:59

I will also give you £20 if you punch the cake.

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