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To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 27/03/2013 13:00

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

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WrenNatsworthy · 28/03/2013 11:03

the 'punch the cake' comment properly finished me.

Although I will reprimand you OP for the fat thighs comment which was a bit mean.

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 11:02

Oh my GOD.

One of those willy cakes was looking RIGHT AT ME with its eye.

chocoflump · 28/03/2013 11:02

I would love to try making them marmalade Grin don't think I could eat them but would have a right giggle making them!

Maybe I'm just immature Smile

GetOeuf · 28/03/2013 11:01

Yes that real knob looks pox-ridden, to say the least.

Like one of the URRRRRGH willies that they show you in sex ed classes.

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 11:00

I can't do lemon drizzle. I wouldn't even try! It is not my forte. Unless I can buy a boxed mixture and pass it off as my own?

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StealthPolarBear · 28/03/2013 11:00

Confused

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 10:59

This is atrocious

Why would anyone want to make, much less EAT, a penis cake? They're fucking ugly in the flesh. I would be devastated if my friends presented me with these. I imagine they are for hen parties? Well it's time to get some new mates if this is what they pull out of the bag. Ick.

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xigris · 28/03/2013 10:58

Oh yes!!! Twatters go and make a really kick-arse LDC worthy of Mary Berry and replete with Easter Eggs (of a non-louse variety). I wonder if we've got time to hire a mini bus and attend the cake sale?

WrenNatsworthy · 28/03/2013 10:57

I am properly crying with laughter at this brilliant, brilliant thread.

Lucyellensmum95 · 28/03/2013 10:57

make a cock shaped LDC

EffieTheDuck · 28/03/2013 10:56

The real knob on your speedknob link has disease Shock

Blatherskite · 28/03/2013 10:55

If the cake sale isn't until this afternoon, you do realise you still have time to bake Marslady's amazing Lemon Drizzle cake and out-do Fat-arse on both the Cornflake cakes and her "speciality" right?

Please, please, please! Make an amazing, non-sweaty LDC and sit it right next to hers!

I picked up min cream eggs to decorate our cornflake cakes with this morning. They're going to be awesome

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:55

What happened to you, Nina?

Soapysuds64 · 28/03/2013 10:55

I have just found some headlice in MY hair. Can I go to London?

duchesse · 28/03/2013 10:55

Child with headlice request is even more Hmm plonked on the end of the thread about helping out people short of food. So many images conjured up. Oliver Twist

Lucyellensmum95 · 28/03/2013 10:54

NinaNaNNar - are YOU LDM??? its a fucking cake, a CAKE!!!!

chocoflump · 28/03/2013 10:54

Omg has anyone actually looked up willy cakes on google images? Some impressive lifelike ones there BlushBlush

I may be busy this afternoon...

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 10:54

NinaNannar, do I know you? Confused Are you LDM?

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MarmaladeTwatkins · 28/03/2013 10:51

Honestly, I have tried several times to send pcitures from my 'phone to Facebook/Twatter/email and it just can't be done. DH says I was supposed to to download some software or another to it but I don't know what he's one about.

Even worse, now I've switched to GiffGaff, I can't get ANY internet access on it at ALL. I could at least get on to FB/email before...

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NinaNannar · 28/03/2013 10:50

OP I would really warn you about your very identifiable thread.

#oncebitten

xigris · 28/03/2013 10:50

That random headlice post is on other threads as well. Novel type of Easter Egg I suppose.....Hmm

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 28/03/2013 10:48

Marmelade - could you email the picture from your blackberry to your home email account, and then upload it from there?

NinaNannar · 28/03/2013 10:48

Im just really hoping the woman concerned doesnt read this thread.
I can tell you - playground revealing of mumsnet names is NOT NICE

minouminou · 28/03/2013 10:46

There's nothing vulgar about drawing massive cocks on available surfaces - it's Anglo-Saxon folk art at its finest, doncha know.

scarletforya · 28/03/2013 10:46

This fred must never end!

Arseparts, cack, cake punching, random pleas for lousy kids!!

MORE! Grin I need more! Punch the cack!

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