Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

241 replies

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:41

Poor the haunted foot phone.

MunchkinsMumof2 · 04/02/2013 19:41

this thread is such light relief after the accident bunfight thread Grin

Wolfcub · 04/02/2013 19:39

hits: sainsbury's basics jaffa cakes
sainsbury's normal weetabix (which I am reliably informed are actual weetabix)
basics chopped tomatoes
basics pasts
Aldi or Lidl cured meat - particularly parma or serrano ham
marks and spencer cooking chorizo
sainsbury's version of dettol wipes
aldi clingfilm and tinfoil

misses: totally agree with the taste the difference sausages, I don't know what they did to them but overnight they became absolutely inedible
Sainbury's diet dairy frozen desert - a fake ice cream that tastes exactly like frozen stork margarine
almost anything made by Tesco

ClaimedByMe · 04/02/2013 19:39

I have a samsung galaxy y, I would never be brave enough to use it for mumsnetting, infact me and it really dont get on and I just dont use it except for emergencies!

Your typos have made me day too :)

JollyRedGiant · 04/02/2013 19:35

Decaf coffee always makes me shit.

MrsPennyapple · 04/02/2013 19:34

I have a Samsung Galaxy Mini.

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:34

see!
it knows the word hilare ....
f
F
S
phone is haunted foot sure.

OP posts:
Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:33

lavender you are hilare .

OP posts:
Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:32

laxative j.a.m.
jeez I'm going to have to lie down.

who's got a Samsung ?

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:32

I got it! Jam! I can crack this code.

[grim]

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:30

ooooh I want yo hear all about the laxative January .

OP posts:
MrsPennyapple · 04/02/2013 19:30

I was going to ask what value holders are and whether I need them, but "putty phone" had pushed me over the edge! Please don't change to the laptop OP!

AnuvvaMuvva · 04/02/2013 19:30

Hits:

Sainsbury's value chocolate - 23p for a BIG bar of milk, plain or white! Absolutely perfect for cooking, baking, or ramming into your mouth during PMT week.

99p shop latex gloves for doing fake tan. 99p for 20 gloves. Cheaper than anywhere in the world.

St Moritz fake tan from Amazon. £3 for stuff that makes you go exactly the same colour as St Tropez.

Misses: Any of the Astonish cleaning stuff from the 99p shop.

Mandy2003 · 04/02/2013 19:30

is it possible to turn off autocorrect Hmm

Please answer if you know, its just one of the things that puts me off getting a smartphone!

Class though Meggle Grin

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:29

The spelling on this thread is getting worms and worms.

PeggyCarter · 04/02/2013 19:28

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SoleSource · 04/02/2013 19:27

Hits that sexy hunk on chckout 5
Misses most Aldi food is tasteless shit

50ShadesOfGreggs · 04/02/2013 19:26

OP noooooooo! Don't go on the laptop please?

IslaValargeone · 04/02/2013 19:25

Please stay on the phone Megglevache, I need the laugh!

Corygal · 04/02/2013 19:25

Shits - Lidl Mortadella
Shits - Tesco ciabattas, 4 for a pound

I have a poo if I try Tesco strawberry jam...

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:25

Noooo. Stay on the putty phone.

[grim]

lucysmam · 04/02/2013 19:25

the random typos on this thread have made me quite literally lol Grin very very funny after a dodgy afternoon

i only came to add ....

hit - basics tea bags

miss - value gravy, from anywhere. kinda leaves a funny film on top of your mouth

50ShadesOfGreggs · 04/02/2013 19:24

OP you are hilarious, I am howling!

Hits: Aldi roasted cashew nuts. Addictive.
Miss: Aldi fresh pasta. Rubbery as hell.

[grim]

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:22

I will get back on the lap top in a minute when ds gets off it ....then all will be clearer. bloody haunted putty phone . [grim]

OP posts:
BinarySolo · 04/02/2013 19:22

Hehe. My dad sent a text to my mum once to say he was having a bad day on his round (they run a sandwich delivery business) my mum's phone cut the message short and displayed it as 'I'm having a poo' rather than 'I'm having a poor day'.

Swipe left for the next trending thread