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Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

241 replies

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

OP posts:
MmeLindor · 04/02/2013 20:01

Someone take Meggle's laptop away please.

I was already crying at the mustard screams.

SoleSource · 04/02/2013 19:59

Muf Cpt.lmao

Salmotrutta · 04/02/2013 19:59

Oh I may have weed myself a little.

It was the "mustard screams" that did it.

Grin
ElephantsAndMiasmas · 04/02/2013 19:57

I'm feeling like crap today and I didn't think anything would make me laugh but the muff-tasting coffee did it. Thank you.

cocolepew · 04/02/2013 19:56

I have a samsung note and I've switched auto correct off . After this thread I'm glad I have Grin.
It does give suggestions in a bar across the top. If I type in diahorrea the only way to spell it suggested is 'sushi' Hmm

HoratiaWinwood · 04/02/2013 19:53

[s]hits: Morrisons value biscuits, longlife pure juice, chocolate spread, kitchen roll.

Also, any shop's value tortilla chips. Allergy proof. Maize, sunflower oil, salt. V useful for parties.

misses: rice snaps - they were not like rice crispies, but more like flavourless sugar puffs. Am going to use them in rocky road or something eventually but they are inedible as cereal.

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:52

"aus icon"? Kangaroo?

stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:51

I think your phone has a profitable career devising crosswords ahead of it OP.

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:50

I'm going .to make a list of all of these
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and take special note of the Shiite misses. [haha]

OP posts:
stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:49

"Saussicon"?

It's making a cryptic comment about Sainsbury's taste the difference sausages- in French Grin

CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:49

I cant even blame my phone Sad

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:49

I'm going .to make a list of all of these
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and take special note of the Shiite misses. [haha]

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:48

I give up.

stubbornstains · 04/02/2013 19:47

Loving your work Meggle's Samsung Grin

Hit: Sainsbo's value bog roll

Shit: ASDA ditto.

Also good: Sainsbos basic camembert, Lidl olive oil
Not good: Sainsbos value fairtrade ground coffee- nice try, but it is truly horrid, Sainsbos value pasta (although the ASDA pasta is fine).

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:46

I have no idea what tinge of Samsung it is but I'm guessing it won't mis spell samsung ..haha bet I press post message and it'll say
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OP posts:
Mandy2003 · 04/02/2013 19:46

What sort of muff Horatio?!

Toast123 · 04/02/2013 19:46

So funny!

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:46

Hang on, this one's going to take a bit of work.

Original poster
Megglevache · 04/02/2013 19:44

puff tasting coffee and what the he'll is a floor phone?

OP posts:
LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:44
Grin

It appears to be catching.

CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:43

MUD
o dear

Wolfcub · 04/02/2013 19:43

please tell me the samsung mini s3 is a lovely phone and not a demonic one

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 19:43

Ew.

CptFellatioHornblower · 04/02/2013 19:42

Tesco's own coffee is nice (not as nice as the fancy wholebeans but drinkable)

Co-ops own is not. It tastes like muf

KeepingCalmAndPostingNicely · 04/02/2013 19:42

Sainsbury's Basic peanut butter was, I thought, very good and very cheap. And Lidl's version of Oreo cookies - can't tell the difference. I've yet to be convinced by cheap teabags though.

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