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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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blackcurrants · 05/02/2013 00:59

I have laughed so hard at this that I woke month-old DS, who wobbled off the boob. I will. e feeding and rocking for another ten minutes at least so please keep typing Grin
meggle I remember your DH Christmas shop thread Grin Grin Grin read it. when laughing hurt my stitches and it was TOTALLY worth it!Grin

MeanAndMeaslyMiddleAges · 05/02/2013 00:47

I don't know who I love more - meggle or lavender

[hunches over phone eagerly] go on, do more writing.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:27

Mary I think it's chalked a GALaxy.
it's the size of a small farmhouse table

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:25

Molly...in bed. how could you? [g r I n]
neighbours will think you're kinky .

elephants. laugh wee...when you laugh so hard you wee.

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Maryz · 04/02/2013 23:23

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Shaky · 04/02/2013 23:23

Grin @ Shady

You are genius!

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 04/02/2013 23:18

What is a laughandfrightwee?

mollymawk · 04/02/2013 23:16

I'm sitting in bed reading this and laughing so much DH is complaining I'm making the bed shake...
(What will the neighbours think?)

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 23:02

it's defoo me not you Shady

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Shaky · 04/02/2013 22:57

I am so sorry, I have just realised that I have spelled your name wrong on both threads Blush

Maybe it's your threads that are possessed instead of your phone Shock

Shaky · 04/02/2013 22:45

Meggie I think I love you, you really have made me laugh tonight, thank you x

BitchyDragons · 04/02/2013 22:29

Misses - morrison's sauages. Low fat and come out sand dry even with minimal cooking.

meg pretty sure your phone knows what a twat it is. But it would make a lot of people unhappy if it stopped Grin

MmeLindor · 04/02/2013 22:03

Miss - Sainsburys Stuffed Crust Cheese Pizza. Totally awful. Even DS wouldn't eat it

Hit - Tesco Stuffed Crust Cheese Pizza. Kids love this one

GooseEnthusiast · 04/02/2013 21:35

I'm in pain here. This thread is hilarious! Grin

I actually quite like the sainsbos taste the difference sausages!

Hits - Sainsburys pickled onion cheese is brilliant. As is their basics pasta own brand cleaning stuff and loo roll is pretty good too

Misses - most Tesco and Asda own brand or value stuff is pants.

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:31

er...something about cats?

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:30

ps I'm not purr my phone knows what a twat is. [grim]

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:29
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brighthair · 04/02/2013 21:28

The tortilla crisis and velour tomato puree just pushed me over the edge GrinGrinGrin
I'm howling here

LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:18

There's a lot of talk of wee, muffs and twats on this supermarket thread. I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:15

awesome thread. ha just made me wee.

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:14

I think we all need to go off to the pub.

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 21:10

Beehatch.
I've just posted elsewhere. and I linked a pic of my daughter to a friend and meant to post "she is your pro t e g e e ..instead I wrote...she is your protein.

the phone...possessed.
off ti read the pUb thread

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LavenderBriggs · 04/02/2013 21:04

found it!

MousyMouse · 04/02/2013 21:04

I'm in pain.

hits waitrose essential teabags (though not so delicious when snorted through the nose)
missus, can't think of any due to stitches.

Beehatch · 04/02/2013 20:56

Crying with laughter here. Megg you are never allowed to post again without your phone. And please start a shopping related thread at least once a week.