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Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 05/02/2013 15:33

Meggle. When you are next on your phone could you ask about what brand of cous cous is best and then post without checking? Just in the interests of research you understand.

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 10:57

Elephants on my screen it came up as Valour products. Grin

Red Velour Cake sounds good. I'll have some.

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Original poster
Megglevache · 05/02/2013 10:56

Arf

Excuse me dear do you have any fresh chilled Mussolini pasta?
Near the garlic bread?
What about Caesar dressing...oh....you do???...as you were

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ElephantsAndMiasmas · 05/02/2013 10:49

Are velour gaddafi cakes the "edgy" version of red velvet cakes?

LavenderBriggs · 05/02/2013 10:43
Grin

Che-se Straws

Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 10:38

Lavender- go start your own thread. GrinSupermarche tyrant/bad food that you'd pay money for or somesuch...

oh man it's feels good to be able to Grin

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LavenderBriggs · 05/02/2013 10:30

Boo. Rubbish.

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 10:29

Muggle Acne is naice.

I am all laptopp'ed up now- so calm has been restored. The phone has been put near some holy water.

Cupboards are also fit to burstin' with Jaffa Cakes and other value brands that I'm interested to see if they pass the kids fusspot tastes.

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ElephantsAndMiasmas · 05/02/2013 10:03

I think it's time coats were properly protected. Meggle, I salute you.

P.S. My phone calls you "Muggle acne". I think it means it fondly.

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 09:56

Dinky I love how the ribbing turned into shame hehe

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dinkystinky · 05/02/2013 09:53

I love how the muff tasting coffee was from CptFellatioHornblower Grin

Surely this thread should go in classics as a Samsung anti-ad!

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 09:13

O n v a l u e produce.
The conveyor belt will look like I'm doing a Coats Protection League Coffee Morning. Ha.

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Original poster
Megglevache · 05/02/2013 09:11

Right about to set off to sainsburgers to stock up of valour range goodies.

Any last offerings.

Will be avoiding their pizzas /posh sausages like the plaque.

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NoRoomForMeInMyBed · 05/02/2013 07:56

Tescos own brand cereals and granola, they all taste of chemical experiments and artificial sweetener gone mad... Why oh why? The apple and cinnamon granola is rank...

ConfusedPixie · 05/02/2013 07:44

I never thought s phone worse than mine would be about, love it Grin
though I just had to input 'shit' manually on another thread as it seems my phone didn't recognise it Hmm

LavenderBriggs · 05/02/2013 07:30

Saddam fish cakes?

LavenderBriggs · 05/02/2013 07:29

Yeah, I don't dribble and smell! I don't think I have ever had a more graceful compliment Grin [grim]

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 07:29

will check out the free-.from dictator range of pastries too...a r f !

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 05/02/2013 07:16

valour gadaffi cakes - like it [grim] Grin

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 07:13

mean&easy...go for Lavender she doesn't dribble and smell like me [grim]

hank you Tee llots of people have said valour gadaffi cakes will b.uy some today.

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TeeBee · 05/02/2013 03:24

I thought this thread was going to be about people sharting in the supermarket.

Hits: any value Jaffa cakes and cream crackers, Asda value cookies and mustard screams (which is exactly what I will call them for evermore).
Misses: any value cereal, kids won't touch them (apart from wheatabix).

tinkletinklestar · 05/02/2013 03:01

P.s

I need jam that makes me poo...

tinkletinklestar · 05/02/2013 03:01

Muf tasting coffee....

Auto correct can be turned off, although i do have it and I manage to 99% of the time get it right.

CuttedUpPear · 05/02/2013 01:08

Brilliant

[grim]

SchroSawMargeryDaw · 05/02/2013 01:02

Cannot. Stop. Laughing. :o

DP is also in stitches. I feel your pain though, I have a Samsung Galaxy Ace and I hate texting on it. I think I have MNetted once or twice and gave up.