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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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LavenderBriggs · 07/02/2013 20:58
phantomnamechanger · 07/02/2013 20:56

MN is soooo bad for my health - have just nearly PMSL, am literally crying, and then had a massive coughing fit and nearly choked to death! it was the

Torillus crisis that tipped me over the edge, dear lord! [wheeze]

Shaky · 07/02/2013 20:55

I want mustard screams they will be known as mustard screams forever more in this house

You may just have invented a new mumsnet saying [grim] Grin

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Megglevache · 07/02/2013 20:20

jules ...smart price choc are you sure? is it not like Aldi Easter eggs?

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 13:41

Getorf
Nowt to do with me Grin

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GetOrf · 06/02/2013 13:27

This thread is brilliant

[Grim]

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 12:58

Ouryve- they were all out of basics but had masses of January diggers in Grin

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ouryve · 06/02/2013 12:57

I want some Mustard Screams!

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 12:55

Elephants...you need to check the country of origin your phone is from...

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ElephantsAndMiasmas · 06/02/2013 11:30

Atchhhly Measly my phone knows you as "Mwanza sneaky".

As you will know, Mwanza is the capital of Sukumaland.

LavenderBriggs · 06/02/2013 10:31

I say "told her she was Polish" - she did already know, I wasn't giving her news.

Your phone isn't possessed, it's infectious - that's why I'm going all Ploish with my spelling.

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 10:06

I like Ploish.

That's someone who comes from the posh part of Poland then.

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LavenderBriggs · 06/02/2013 09:39

Posh? Pfft.

I told my half-Polish friend that she was Ploish. We think it's a nice word.

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 08:53

Ha ha ha ha ha my phone is not possessed.

It is just posh. ( wonders if posh will come out P o l i S h)

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Megglevache · 06/02/2013 08:51

Ha ha brilliant @ onus onus

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 06/02/2013 08:37
Grin
MeanAndMeaslyMiddleAges · 06/02/2013 08:25

Love how my name became 'mean and easy' - yup, sounds right.

Ghostsgowoooh · 05/02/2013 23:01

I've rofl at this this thread.

Custard cremes in this house shall be further more known in this house as mustard screams!! Your phone is a genius op Grin

ExasperatedSigh · 05/02/2013 22:55

Oh dear god. I have sobbed with laughter at this thread. Great to see you haven't lost your tiny wanker touch, Meggle Grin

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 19:57

Erosion=e x o r c I s m. [Grim]

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Megglevache · 05/02/2013 19:56

Snow...yes...it's quiet Feb....I reckon we can negotiate a BOGOF on the erosion

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SnowieBear · 05/02/2013 18:40

Meggle, I've just embarrased myself in public reading this thread. Thanks for the best laugh in ages!

BTW, my Galaxy has started to misbehave in sympathy... had to go through this post with a fine toothcomb. Do you think they do special rates on exorcisms? Buy one get one free?

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megglevache · 05/02/2013 18:03

Ok did as you asked (people pleaser much. He he.

Phone says:

Marching goytbird conscious.

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