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Original poster

supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

241 replies

Megglevache · 04/02/2013 18:36

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 08/02/2013 13:00

mustard screams

Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 12:42

hey L a v.
was *ROFFLING ...but I let that one s l i d e.

if I put s space in between each letter it comes out fine but I get RSI [grim]

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LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 12:14

Now, I get the gender change for Supermin, but I'm a bit wavy hand at toppled - it's not usual, but Megglevache does seem to be having a coughing fit.

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Megglevache · 08/02/2013 11:38

thanks superman.

am toppling at Elephants "fair trade swearing" h r h e h e.

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Supermim · 08/02/2013 11:25

Morrisons own brand soups are really nice............. but don't tell everyone

GetOrf · 08/02/2013 11:07

ROAR at bisque and soupy. Grin

GetOrf · 08/02/2013 11:06

Valour gadaffi cakes is brilliant. Yes please for this to go into classics - it is absolutely brilliant.

Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 10:43

oh my god. soupy/bisque in the same post...my phone is f a r k I n ' genius alright.

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 08/02/2013 10:37

Bisque in the limelight? Surely a job for Rick Stein?

LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 10:12

[brush]

LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 10:11

Mmmm....lobster-y

NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 10:10

bisque in the limelight! [howl]

I feel utterly shite and full of cold today - needed a good laugh!

Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 10:09

soupy ..I wish I could bisque in the limelight.

comedy genius here is the phone and LavenderB [grim]

and yes...am out and about so on the phone again.

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NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 09:55

OMG! Laxative January! Torrilus crisis! valour gadaffi cakes! Coats Protection League!

I am crying.

NotADragonOfSoup · 08/02/2013 09:47

LOLOLOL... come to this late but shits and misses/mustard screams are both brilliant. Thank you for brightening up my day :)

Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 09:46

h a h a h a ...not Havana . obviously.

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Original poster
Megglevache · 08/02/2013 09:43

Havana ! Hilare !
my how the worm does turn!

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LavenderBriggs · 08/02/2013 09:31

Yes, it's about time that Will got a job, even if it doesn't have good conditions.

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 08/02/2013 09:00

"swear at will"

Poor will, either way. We re all fair trade swearing round here.

ElephantsAndMiasmas · 08/02/2013 08:58

I wish I had a phone that would sweatshop will. If I type shot if comes up as shot. Shit.

DeepRedBetty · 07/02/2013 22:29

Thank you. I'm also nominating for Classics as this is considerably funnier than some of the twaddle they've allowed through the Hallowed Halls recently.

But only after I've changed my pants. Yes, I too have had a tiny bit of wee incident due to over enthusiastic snurking Blush

WhereMyMilk · 07/02/2013 21:35

18p?

How many valour gaddafi cakes did you buy?Confused

Original poster
Megglevache · 07/02/2013 21:14

the humiliation was worth it for the 18 pence I'll save on my next big shop.

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dinkystinky · 07/02/2013 21:02

I asked MNHQ to put it in classics but got a message back saying it has to be vetted by a panel with strong pelvic floors - or something to that effect....

phantomnamechanger · 07/02/2013 21:00

why, thank you, Lavender

this thread has to go in classics!

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