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Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

183 replies

MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:12

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect Wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

OP posts:
NeverQuiteSure · 10/01/2013 18:03

I must have this!

It's going to get ugly mid-way through the game though, isn't it? When the houses start appearing and we've got some MNers paying other MNers' rent.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 17:47

You talk about benefits. Sell your plasma and give the money to the player with the goat token

Shaky · 10/01/2013 17:45

Chance - OliviaMN says "AHEM" at your post - give MNHQ a vat of gin as apology

Shaky · 10/01/2013 17:43

Chance - you type "your" instead of "you're" - miss 2 turns while you hang your head in shame

Shaky · 10/01/2013 17:41

You break talk guidelines - head straight to MNTowers to get your wrist slapped and your post deleted

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 10/01/2013 17:37

Chance: Your thread only gets one response and its you bumping it. Lose £100.

culturemulcher · 10/01/2013 17:33

Chance - you click on a Daily Fail link. Go directly to jail.

I need to buy this NOW.

MurderOfGoths · 10/01/2013 17:27

Chance - You accidentally click on a TWC link £100 fine

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 17:25

Your PIL are coming over for Xmas. Recieve £200 in Gin Tokens

MurderOfGoths · 10/01/2013 17:22

I so want this!

MammaTJ · 10/01/2013 17:17

Can there be a bridge? If you go under it, you pay a fine, if you go over it successfully you collect £200.

KateUnrulyBush · 10/01/2013 16:56

Chance - You accidentally wonder into the Doghouse asking for advice on training the gorgeous new pedigree puppy you just bought off a neighbour. Miss a turn while you pick the spears out of your arse.

Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:51

You call somebody HUN - £10000 fine and go to jail

Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:50

You use a disabled toilet - £100 fine

Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:49

Chance - you find a shopping list with Naice ham on it, you inherit a million quid

usualsuspect · 10/01/2013 16:04

Chance, you own a loo brush - £50 fine.

EduCated · 10/01/2013 16:02

Chance - YABU. Go directly to jail.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 16:00

You went out your pjs through the day. Pay Pj tax of £100

Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:00

Chance - you caused a bunfight. Go straight to jail.

You join a quiche. Collect £50

Tokens - 4x4, plasma tv and a pombear

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/01/2013 15:54

You have won second prize in a beauty contest.

Head straight to FWR to be re-educated Grin

MulledWineAndScully · 10/01/2013 15:54

Chance: Tupperware Tax - pay £50 for every piece of lidless tupperware you own

TheBOF · 10/01/2013 15:51

You are tempted by a piece from the new Per Una collection. Go straight to jail.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 15:46

Chance - Someone offers pombears at a party you attend. Collect 3 pombear pounds

onetiredmummy · 10/01/2013 15:44

Tokens - wineglass, troll, fanjo

Chance - you parked in a disabled space, lose a turn

          you won the tiredness competition, collect £50.

           nobody has ever been as poorly as you in pregnancy, collect £500

           you got flamed, go directly to jail
SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 15:43

A station could be a Toby Carvery.

Another monopoly piece could be a prawn ring or a bottle of gin.

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