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Original poster

Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

183 replies

MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:12

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect Wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

OP posts:
Shaky · 10/01/2013 20:25

Chance - you are the 1000th poster on a thread - collect £100

necklaceofraindrops · 10/01/2013 20:20

Another suggestion for a token - tin hat and popcorn...

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 20:15

Next door neighbours dog shits in your garden. Collect £50 for slinging it over the fence

You shit your pants. Pay £50 for new clothes

HollySheet · 10/01/2013 20:10

Chance - Mumsnet Christmas Meetup collect £50 from each player for tickets.

Startail · 10/01/2013 20:08

You annoy the feminists miss a turn.

You don't learn your lesson and do it again, go to MN towers.

I have shit luck at Monopoly by the time I get sent to Mayfair some rotters put a hotel on it.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 20:03

You are a troll. Go back 5 places and pay £500

You are banned for personal attacks. Miss two goes

Shaky · 10/01/2013 19:58

Chance - you start another thread after too much wine, you are vair funny and everyone passes you paracetamol and a glass of water - collect £150 and only discover said thread when it pops up in your "threads I'm on" in the morning and name change

Shaky · 10/01/2013 19:55

Chance - you start a thread after far, far too much wine, you offend everyone and get called a twat - pay £150 fine and namechange

Shaky · 10/01/2013 19:31

Chance - you find yourself in the Puddle - have some cake, posh coffee, snuggle the babies and have a go in the hot tub, you must stay there for eternity or until RL gets in the way

Original poster
MardyBra · 10/01/2013 19:30

You make classics, discussion of the day, the round-up and get namechecked by Royalty.

You win.

OP posts:
Shaky · 10/01/2013 19:28

You make a funny typo in your thread title - collect £100 if you can dodge the spelling police

ipswichwitch · 10/01/2013 19:26

Chance: you are caught in public feeding your DC a greggs pasty and fruit shoot. Proceed directly to jail

Original poster
MardyBra · 10/01/2013 19:18

These are really funny.

But you don't need to spend £80 on it Hecate - a bottle of tippex sufficed when I was a student. "Go to Uni. Go directly to Uni..."

OP posts:
sittinginthesun · 10/01/2013 18:44

MNHQ have decided you were a Troll all along - your token disappears in a puff of smoke as you are deleted.

SuzySheepSmellsNice · 10/01/2013 18:38

MN should have it made and run a competition for me us to win it! Wink

Shaky · 10/01/2013 18:24

Chance - you start a POAS thread and get a BFP! Collect £200

MarshaBrady · 10/01/2013 18:13

You'd need the supermarkets. Waitrose, Sainsbury's etc stations

A token could be a piece of naice ham.

Pascha · 10/01/2013 18:13

I want this game and I hate monopoly!

HecatePropolos · 10/01/2013 18:13

Oh yes. I'd certainly buy it!

JammyDodger1 · 10/01/2013 18:11

Oh HQ you gotta do this surely Grin it would be on everyone's christmas list!

MooncupGoddess · 10/01/2013 18:09

Stations could be interior decoration companies: Farrow and Ball, Habitat, John Lewis, Fired Earth...

HecatePropolos · 10/01/2013 18:07

bloody hell, you can do it!

FellatioNels0n · 10/01/2013 18:06

Oh God, I would SO buy this game.

HecatePropolos · 10/01/2013 18:06

One of the tokens HAS to be a pitchfork!

I would buy this game! Grin

MooncupGoddess · 10/01/2013 18:05

Xenia's island could be Park Lane Grin

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