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Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

183 replies

MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:12

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect Wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

OP posts:
TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:22

You post a Daily Fail link starting "I hate the DM but..."

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:21

You cannot possibly love your kids as much as PA. Sell them to a fellow player for £200.

Shaky · 10/01/2013 21:21

X post SP Grin

Shaky · 10/01/2013 21:20

Chance - you post a link to Peter Andre without sounding the orange klaxon - you are banned, miss 3 turns, go back 2 spaces and learn that "he loves his kids"

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 21:15

You admit to liking PA,leave the game and never return

KateUnrulyBush · 10/01/2013 21:14

Mucky :o :o

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 21:13

You enter a soft play area, pay £100 and leave

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:12

You start a thread in S & B about your new Uggs. Namechange. Blush

Foggles · 10/01/2013 21:10

Utilities are generally considered as providing services for essential day to day living - so that would be Off Licence and Cake Shop.

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:09

You manage to ebf until your youngest is 15. Here is your shiny, shiny medal. Grin

showtunesgirl · 10/01/2013 21:09

Chance: You buy a 4 X 4. Go straight to Jail.

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:08

Everyone slags off your car/shoes/moisturiser. Miss a turn while you de-reg and sulk for a bit.

NewYearNewNagoo · 10/01/2013 21:05

:) great thread.

I'll come back when I'm inspired :)

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:04

A visiting Mumsnetter spots Fifty Shades on your Billy bookcase and you admit you're not sorry and enjoyed it. Go directly to soft play, do not pass go and do not buy any fruitshoots while you're there.

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 21:01

Chance: Your child is caught playing Nintendo DS at the table of a restaurant. Go immediately to a country park for some emergency fresh air and exercise.

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 20:59

You spend more than £20 on your wedding and obviously don't love your husband enough. It's about the marriage, not the wedding you know. Get divorced within the year. Grin

DeepRedBetty · 10/01/2013 20:58

You start yet another thread about nits.

Pay DeepRedBetty £200.

TheBrideofMucky · 10/01/2013 20:53

Chance: You make a joke about a baby name. That's Not Funny. Give £50 to every poster who used it for their dc.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 20:48

The Klaxon goes off. Collect £150

Your name is not in Capitals, Pay Chaos £200

Shaky · 10/01/2013 20:43

My post is on twitter! In that funny box over there -->

Shaky · 10/01/2013 20:37

Chance - someone gives you their "first ever biscuit" - look embarrassed and miss a turn

MooncupGoddess · 10/01/2013 20:35

Or upgrade them to Eton? Instead of rent for landing on squares you could pay child maintenance.

Shaky · 10/01/2013 20:35

Chance - you kill 3 threads in one day - pay £50 and pick up a complex on your next go

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit · 10/01/2013 20:33

Instead of houses you could have children, then upgrade them to an MPV instead of a hotel.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 20:31

You resurrect a zombie thread, 2 steps back and a £200 fine

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