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Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

183 replies

MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:12

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

OP posts:

Shaky · 11/01/2013 15:02

MNopoly, I love it

Original poster

MardyBra · 11/01/2013 14:58

"MNopoly". Genius!

OP posts:

HecatePropolos · 11/01/2013 14:56

I've already named it MNopoly.

I'm going to have to put my bank card in the freezer again

HecatePropolos · 11/01/2013 14:55

oooh. I am SO tempted.

The only thing it would be missing would be the pitchfork etc players pieces, and I love the idea of the houses being replaced by children I suppose you could substitute those little ludo pieces

Blatherskite · 11/01/2013 13:57

£80! You can get this from Amazon for £15.

In fact, I have one in the loft which may just have found it's calling

1NewMessage · 11/01/2013 11:47

U start a nu thread in txtspk - pay £300 while every1 LOLs at U.

MumVsKids · 11/01/2013 11:36

Add message | Report | Message poster Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 11:16:04
"Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic"

They'd never believe I was stuck in traffic, I can see pre-school from my house :-$

I'd have to counter for playdoh duty forever :)

Shaky · 11/01/2013 11:16

Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 11/01/2013 10:15

Community Chest - you donate ebf to a milk bank.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 11/01/2013 10:14

You wake up and straight away have a look at MN. Collect £20 loyalty points

Shaky · 11/01/2013 10:09

Chance - MN is off line - take some gin and go on Facebook until it comes back on.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 11/01/2013 01:12

You own a onesie and are currently wearing it while MNetting. Collect £100 from all the onesie haterz

Shaky · 11/01/2013 01:05

Chance - you are in bed and STILL mumsnetting - put the fucking iPad down and go to sleep you sad cow, pay every mumsnetter still awake a glass of wine each

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 11/01/2013 00:52

Your family are worried about you after your google history was viewed. Explain munting quickly and pay for brain bleach.

Take two steps back for going to bed and still MNetting

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 11/01/2013 00:50

You see a StickMan late at night do you start a thread and shit everyone up. Go to jail and think about what you have done.

Shaky · 11/01/2013 00:23

Chance - you are still awake and posting crap from your iPad in bed - get bitch slapped by Alan carrs marigolds, see sense and go to bed, forfeit tomorrow's wine,

TheBrideofMucky · 11/01/2013 00:15

A Next delivery van is spotted outside your house being delivered of a large brown leather sofa and some pebbly twiggy shit. Pay the neighbours £50 each to keep quiet and then go to the corner (unit) and think about what you have done.

Shaky · 11/01/2013 00:04

Chance - you end up being an hour and a half late to bed due to your MN dedication addiction - collect £2 million then go to bed

Shaky · 10/01/2013 23:40

Chance - your thread ends up in classics - you pay each poster £50 for each post

SleepyLittleSunshineGirl · 10/01/2013 23:38

Chance: DH books a CenterParks holiday and expects bumsex. Miss a turn while you recover/ leave the bastard

Shaky · 10/01/2013 23:38

Chance - you make a fab smiley/flower picture - collect £300000

MumVsKids · 10/01/2013 23:31

Can I nominate this for classics???

Valpollicella · 10/01/2013 23:30

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Pass go and do not collect £200

Shaky · 10/01/2013 23:27

Chance - you revived a killed thread - release killer from jail and supply with gin

Shaky · 10/01/2013 23:26

Chance - you put a bag of dog shit in somebody's wheelie bin - find your passport and leave the country, NOW!

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