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Help! My son just touched a working class boy

272 replies

fairyfly · 30/03/2006 12:51

What shall i wash him with?

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Original poster
fairyfly · 30/03/2006 15:16

I can't believe how much shoite i have talked today and how little work i have done. I have a portfolio to be ready by next wednesday. I'm going to write to one of those real life magazines.

MUMSNET STOPPED ME GETTING OFF BENEFITS AND NOW I'M PICKING UP DIMPS OFF THE FLOOR TO COLLECT IN A TIN.

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expatinscotland · 30/03/2006 15:11

OH NO! Not that type of thread again! Especially as I know now what a 'pikey' is.

Shock

Can't we just stick to nits?

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fairyfly · 30/03/2006 15:10

Pikeys?

Thats an entire new kettle of offensive fish.

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zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 15:07

are you sure you have that right ff

aren't you crumpet and your boys pikelets?

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fairyfly · 30/03/2006 15:05

I think i am Blu, i mean i have put my son in Ballet Lessons. I even saved my giro for three months just to buy something that wasn't from new look and let the label stick out so people would notice me. My boys now call crumpets pikelets and will only drink sparkling water ( nobody need ever no i make it from my old soda stream)
When i have visitors ( mainly social services and welfare officers) i leave my internet page on Yaught Holiday sections.
I've even started to read books.

I admit it, i'm a phoney and should be punished accordingly. I'm trying to live in a world i simply don't belong in.

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intergalacticwalrus · 30/03/2006 14:59

Also, a belated pmsl at "chavian flu" and "BHS direct"

Blu · 30/03/2006 14:58

Are you suffering from Middle-Class-Syndrome-By-Proxy, ff?

Northerner · 30/03/2006 14:56

Meant to post that ages ago then a bloomi client rang so now I've posted it right in the middle of something else. Blush

intergalacticwalrus · 30/03/2006 14:56

Christ on a bike. I have pmsl.

Need to get me to the shop for some Tena Lady, but I'll stay away from the freezer section, as I might brush against some sweaty oik perusing the chicken nuggets and potato wedges bit.

Original poster
fairyfly · 30/03/2006 14:56

The working class boy was actually mine, i was just living my dreams through the medium of mothers chatrooms.

Course i breastfed! You get to keep your milk tokens then and swap them at your dealers house.

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littlemissbossy · 30/03/2006 14:56

yes definately agree with Northerner LOL, endless amounts of plants and chocolates from Bettys

Blu · 30/03/2006 14:54

Northerner has the answer.
Move to Harrogate.

Blu · 30/03/2006 14:52

oh, yeah, I'd forgotten, ff, you ARE a scrounger, aren't you? In that case, I honestly think your DS will be ok - he will have gained antibodies to working class contact with your breast milk. He'll have natural immunity.

You did bf, didn't you??

ToujoursMarine · 30/03/2006 14:52

Surely there should be Cockles in Brine cards for prole commuters - we aren't allowed to buy Oyster Cards in my part of London.
Sobernow you are motoring today...ROFL at thikipedia and chavian flu! and all of this thread.

Northerner · 30/03/2006 14:52

Growing up we had dinner at lunchtime, tea at 5pm then supper at 9pm (usually cereal or a crumpet) Then I moved to Harrogate and every one is busy inviting everyone round for dinner. And everyone takes the hostess a plant or some chocolates or something.

I still say tea for ds though.

zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 14:51

i think it was scandalous that they were allowed to print Lady Chatterley's Lover, it's been downhill all the way since

meowmix · 30/03/2006 14:49

Cod you're forgiven for your comedy typing alone.

littlemissbossy · 30/03/2006 14:49
Grin has this thread really kicked off yet? and LOL at oliveoils comment "Taramasalata's school fees" Now who was it that didn't have a name for their newlyborn daughter??
expatinscotland · 30/03/2006 14:48

cod can't throw stones! first of all, she's only got fins. secondly, she buys handbags in tesco Shock!

ssd · 30/03/2006 14:47

some of you on this thread should have your own show!

hilarious!!

Grin
oliveoil · 30/03/2006 14:46

bet you are not a mag

you are that 14 year old throwing eggs who was in the paper the other day

Or her mum!

Senoracod · 30/03/2006 14:46

god you lot i have apologised
no am off to skool
the free one

oliveoil · 30/03/2006 14:45

nooooooooooooooooooo

Come back

How may I insult you madam? Are your sons Cuthbert, Hugo and Marmaduke?

Senoracod · 30/03/2006 14:45

adn go on trips for htsoe two

that they then bill you for

Senoracod · 30/03/2006 14:45

rhubabr

and sending them to a free school means they will bve "off the streest " longer and not liable to asbos
a s posh schools only teach your kids for about 2 dasy a year.

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