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Help! My son just touched a working class boy

272 replies

fairyfly · 30/03/2006 12:51

What shall i wash him with?

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MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:02

..or a (Nigella recipe) marmite sandwich

FioFio · 30/03/2006 13:02

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Kelly1978 · 30/03/2006 13:02

give him a sausage roll and shut up. Grin

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 13:00

ff is there a farm nearby maybe you could pop him in the sheep dip

Blu · 30/03/2006 12:59

The school probably encouraged him to do it - they're only interested in upping their SATS scores.

juliab · 30/03/2006 12:58

O my God! He'll be wanting a Fruit Shoot next...

MissChief · 30/03/2006 12:57

whoops!
maybe it was for "show & tell"?

Hausfrau · 30/03/2006 12:57

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MissChief · 30/03/2006 12:57

pass the (fragrance free Nature) wipes

MissChief · 30/03/2006 12:56

smartie stains? white bread crumbs ??

zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 12:56

by working class do you mean he comes from a family where somebody works, in which case thank your luck stars it's not as bad as it might have been

Blu · 30/03/2006 12:55

Did this happen at school? I'd complain to ofsted, if I were you. This is outrageous.

But on the other hand if you send him to a state school what do you expect? You have to take spme responsibility here.

MissChief · 30/03/2006 12:55

pass the (fragrance free Nature) wipes

FrannyandZooey · 30/03/2006 12:55

Has anything rubbed off on him? I mean like orange dust from the wotsits the boy was having for breakfast, or crumbs from a sausage roll or anything? If so, I would take him to a decontamination chamber. There is bound to be one near you, look in the yellow pages.

FioFio · 30/03/2006 12:54

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Original poster
fairyfly · 30/03/2006 12:54

I've just booked him in the local private hospital for an examintaion, keep your fingers crossed.

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zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 12:53

a good burgundy

ggglimpopo · 30/03/2006 12:52

Is he talking with a common accent and wiping his nose with the back of his hand - if so, I'd ring nhs direct.

tarantula · 30/03/2006 12:52

better make sure its organic bleach though

ggglimpopo · 30/03/2006 12:51

Dip him in dettol and take him to the gp for tests

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 12:51

or chop off the hand

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 12:51

bleach

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