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Help! My son just touched a working class boy

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fairyfly · 30/03/2006 12:51

What shall i wash him with?

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fairyfly · 30/03/2006 13:21

Just had a home visit from the doctor, gave him a tetanus.

My therapist is here and showing him a set of flash cards to see which he responds to the most.Such as
\link{http://www.newtonnewtonflags.com/flags_banners_images/corporate-flag-asda-2.jpg\Bad} \link{http://www.gatcombe-horse.co.uk/imgs/links/waitrose.gif\Good}

Just need rentokil in now to fumigate the house and we hope to god it never happens again. My husband is flying home.

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Orlando · 30/03/2006 13:20

How very sweet and open-minded of him

You must be so proud.

oliveoil · 30/03/2006 13:20

but they can also be identical

This will definitely kick off.

MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:19

God, I used to be a proper Guardian reader too...

mumfor1standfinaltime · 30/03/2006 13:18

Are you sure he was infact 'working class' or was he from a 'dole scrounging' parents? Their is a great deal of difference you know.

MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:17

hmph (just to point out I have edukashun and never ever confuse your/you're unless in typo land! Admit that it was a rather feeble joke though Grin and rather unpc as it indicated that working class =uneducated.. )

jmum6 · 30/03/2006 13:17

ff just armour your son with antibac gel and wipes to use immediately if such an accident should happen in the future.

Honestly women - did you not prepare your son in advance for such an oocurance?

:o

MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:12

you could also consider moving to a gated community to avoid such contact in future?

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 13:12

Also some very posh people have scruffy kids

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 13:11

you're akshully

has this thing kicked off yet?

tamum · 30/03/2006 13:11

If the adoption idea doesn't work (excellent thought though, lmb) perhaps there's some kind of quarantine kennels you could try?

WideWebWitch · 30/03/2006 13:11

But if he definitely was you need to get off mumsnet and go straight to A&E.

WideWebWitch · 30/03/2006 13:10

Are yu sure he was working class? It may not be as bad as you think, he might just be a bit grubby.

Rojak · 30/03/2006 13:09

I think you'd need to consider moving to another area if "these types" hang out at your local public park

zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 13:09

he'll need counselling that's for sure

littlemissbossy · 30/03/2006 13:09

why don't you have him adopted?

tamum · 30/03/2006 13:08

Please, not nhsdirect, it will take too long. Straight to A and E. Really. He may need shots.

oliveoil · 30/03/2006 13:07

you're

ahem

oliveoil · 30/03/2006 13:07

No it would be your, they have no edukashun.

MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:06

sorry, obviously that should have been
"your"
Grin

oliveoil · 30/03/2006 13:06

Wasn't there a security guard at the gates? I despair of this country sometimes.

MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:05

I'm just awaiting the first "you're outrageous snobs" comment from disgustedof..?

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fairyfly · 30/03/2006 13:04

It was in the park, the boy was at the bottom of the slide. Or so it seemed, he was probably begging for money or looking at which car to joyride. Anyway i took my eyes off my son for a second and they brushed passed each other.

From now on the will only be allowed in private parks.

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MissChief · 30/03/2006 13:03

..I can also loan out my cat for contact with fleas/worms/nasty dead things

harpsichordcarrier · 30/03/2006 13:02

good for boosting his natural immunity though
it's excellent practice to allow them to be in contact with dirty things like dogs and cow manure and filthy peasants

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