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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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petrifiedperson · 21/09/2012 14:21

What Breams May Come - a swashbuckling tale of..... fishing

HopeForTheBest · 21/09/2012 14:19

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OrangeKipper · 21/09/2012 14:19

A Tan for All Seasons - "I die the King's good servant, but Peter Andre's first"

Broadcast Mews - at last, KittenTV

Ire Cold in Alex - it's just too hot to get peeved

Gove is the Devil - (I have nothing to add)

petrifiedperson · 21/09/2012 14:10

The Woman is Black - biopic of the odious Condoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeza Rice

BelfastBloke · 21/09/2012 14:09

I'm liking your work on this thread, SuperBOF.

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 14:08

Last one from me cause I really must do some work:

12 Donkeys

LemonEmmaP · 21/09/2012 14:08

Tarka the Potter - wildlife documentary showing Tarka's skills with a potter's wheel.

Tarka the Hotter - In a sequel, we learn that Tarka has moved on from pottery, and taken up lap dancing instead.

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 14:07

Swatch - Eastend gangsters team together to steala brightly coloured watch.

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 14:05

Ben Hurl - Chariot driver gets travel sick

KurriKurri · 21/09/2012 14:04

The Long Good Fry Day - American mafia help Bob Hoskins fulfill his dream of opening a chip shop

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oopslateagain · 21/09/2012 14:03

Lara Croft: Womb Raider - when Angelina wants more children, she takes a drastic step...

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OrangeKipper · 21/09/2012 13:59

The Man in the White Suet - (part I) small town baker hits the big time with revolutionary new pudding

Sex, Pies and Videotape - (part II) the aftermath: fame, fortune and scandal

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oopslateagain · 21/09/2012 13:56

The Tummy - how to get that perfect figure

The Tummy Returns - after childbirth, things were never quite the same again

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BelfastBloke · 21/09/2012 13:56

Geat Expectations: - Beowulf's early years

SuperB0F · 21/09/2012 13:51

Fridges Of Madison County- Clint Eastwood brings comfort to a lonely woman with a selection of exciting kitchen white goods.

NicholasTeakozy · 21/09/2012 13:46

Forrest Dump. A moving documentary about bears and their activity in woods.

SoupDragon · 21/09/2012 13:46

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone - A young wizard in trouble after stealing a cream tea.

SuperB0F · 21/09/2012 13:45

Sack To The Future- time travel adventures in burlap.

solidgoldbrass · 21/09/2012 13:43

Top Gut: Mel Gibson eats too many pies to fly a plane in a homoerotic fashion.

THe Itches of Eastwick: Jack Nicholson gives Cher and Susan Sarandon crabs.

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 13:40

Having thought really hard for some of those, I now realise I really must read the thread more carefully to prevent repetition.....

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 13:38

Furious George - angry monkey
The Last and the Furious - they're really cross about losing

solidgoldbrass · 21/09/2012 13:36

You bastards, I've got work to do and I'm still only on page 9...

Themumsnot · 21/09/2012 13:31

Hove Actually
A woman goes on the offensive after being falsely accused of living in Brighton.

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 13:25

Harry Potter and the Border of the Phoenix - gardening and fiery birds. What's not to like?

shrinkingnora · 21/09/2012 13:23

Die Bard - Elizabethan hitman gets his man
A Series of Unfortunate Vents - exceedingly dull film about faulty air conditioners
Ridesmaids - erm...
A Bug's Lift - Grasshoppers in an elevator
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Tone - Harry repeatedly dials the number, only to get the engaged signal