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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

OP posts:
wavesandsmiles · 22/09/2012 10:31

sheepless in seattle Little Bo Peep has no more luck in America than she did back home at keeping track of her flock.

peanutMD · 22/09/2012 10:15

Twilight: Breaking Down - documenting the mental torment if a bi-polar vampire

Shitter Island- A terrifying tale of an island where a serious pandemic of the runs leads to chaos when the residents realise there are not enough bogs

Bumpsadaisie · 22/09/2012 10:06

Sleepless in Settle - written by Alan Bennett, a warm north country tale in which widow Hilda Withenshawe discovers the new mattress she ordered from the White Rose Bed Centre in Skipton was not the bargain it was cracked up to be ...

MrsAyrtonSenna · 22/09/2012 09:57

Love this thread- some brilliant titles in here - hope it goes into classics.

An Office and a Gentleman a tale of honesty, integrity and honour in the workplace, when a handshake was as good as a contract

The Cut in the Hat an Agatha Christie whodunnit type film of murder in the suburbs

The Thirty-Nine Stops a docu-drama of Michael Portillo's Gap Year when he went inter-railing around Europe

Bumpsadaisie · 22/09/2012 09:56

ha ha Romilly that made me laugh! Have been up ALL night with sick children and goodness I needed it - thank you!

Romilly70 · 22/09/2012 09:14

Good Will Bunting Ivy league college students organise a jubilee party

Romilly70 · 22/09/2012 09:12

The Parent Trip - what else is there to do but take LSD when you can't get a babysitter on a friday night?

SoupDragon · 22/09/2012 07:23

Hay of the Dead - It's a farm, but no ordinary farm...

SoupDragon · 22/09/2012 07:22

Barman Begins - Follow one young man's pulling career. Pint pulling.

CastielsTrenchcoat · 22/09/2012 07:06

Day of the Head - a porn movie about....
The Evil Head - a porn movie about....
Night of the Living Head....

Sorry.

vezzie · 21/09/2012 23:49

Richard Gere series:

Petty Woman. Romantic comedy about a prostitute who attaches insane importance to did-didn't arguments about trivial matters.

Infernal Affairs. He plays Satan with a red body stocking and horns.

Days of Leaven. An atmospherically shot nostalgic view of the life of a baker, with a permanent romantic mist of flour.

Piles from Home. One man's quest for anusol on a business trip.

Fred Corner. A sensitive biopic of Right Said Fred in which he takes the eponymous role.

The Cunting Party. Journalist with tourettes syndrome gets into hot water.

TandB · 21/09/2012 22:47

Jags - John Presott terrorises a seaside town

Has Boot - a celebration of footwear

The Third Can - a stella too far

ScrambledSmegs · 21/09/2012 22:42

Public service, Linerunner - I do these things so you don't have to Grin

TandB · 21/09/2012 22:37

The Umpire Strikes Back - a cricket official has finally had enough....

LineRunner · 21/09/2012 22:17

Scrambled, thank you. Grin

JollyToddler · 21/09/2012 22:13

Fill Bill - a gay porn romp
Fight Chub - Fat people fighting
Bars - A tour of UK pubs
Bars 2 - A tour of less well known UK pubs
Sleeting Beauty - A lovely winter's day
Robin Hoob - A movie about hoobs
Crainspotting - every little boy's hobby, made into a badly spelled movie

ScrambledSmegs · 21/09/2012 21:18

I suspect Forrest Hump exists, peanut. And is infinitely less innocent that yours.

Don't google it. Just...don't.

peanutMD · 21/09/2012 21:06

Alvin and the chiphunks - may contain erotic scenes involving a gay orgy

Forrest Hump - documenting the love between a man and his wood

Portofino · 21/09/2012 21:05

I am sad But still tittering about the Towelling Inferno. Please shoot me now..

ScrambledSmegs · 21/09/2012 20:57

In the Name of the Lather - The Troubles, resolved by bubble bath.

solidgoldbrass · 21/09/2012 20:44

Gary on up the Khyber - bumsex fun with added glitter and dubious overtones.

NicholasTeakozy · 21/09/2012 20:37

Dude! Where's my cat? A young man puts up posters of his lost kitteh.

Cars Vs Dogs. The cars win.

KurriKurri · 21/09/2012 20:33

The Mancunian Candidate - Brainwashing in Didsbury

SuperB0F · 21/09/2012 20:19

They Died With Their Boobs On- The tale of Custer's terrible idea to disguise his troops in women's clothing.

Lexilicious · 21/09/2012 20:03

Slipper! Heartwarming tale of comfortable footwear cheering up a young boy.
Slipper's new adventure - Boy and footwear escape the march of urban progress by going to a desert island and meeting Boden family.