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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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ivykaty44 · 22/09/2012 22:13

Mouth Parcific - a musical where they sing "There Is Nothing Like being on the Game","I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Flairs" and "Honey Gun"

solidgoldbrass · 22/09/2012 22:10

AM just crying at Snakes on a Plate and Twitlight.

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 22/09/2012 22:10

1308 - hotel room with peculiar noises heard directly above
The 50th state - bloke tries to sell Hawaii to the English

NimpyWindowMash · 22/09/2012 22:08

Rise of the Planet of the Apps

  • the story of when the iPhones take over
ivykaty44 · 22/09/2012 22:07

Naked Bun - a story all about the lack of icing on a bun

ivykaty44 · 22/09/2012 22:03

Saturday Night Lever - when you get old you need a lever Wink

toweraboveyou · 22/09/2012 21:52

Crouching Liger Hidden Dragon - Japanese wrestling action as Jushin Liger and Ultimo Dragon compete in a blindfold match (it's a real thing).

Freed Green Tomatoes - Sometimes, those in glass houses SHOULD throw stones.

Cried Green Tomatoes - What's coming out of that woman's eyes Mummy?

11 Rounds - A shorter than expected fight.

nkf · 22/09/2012 21:44

Glade Runner: Harrison Ford's singlehanded attempt to freshen up his home.
Puperman: a superhero's non stop diarrhea.
Dove Story: romance among the pigeons.

mumat39 · 22/09/2012 20:09

Haven't read this all the way through so sorry if it's already been done.

"Gove Story" story about a man running a social experiment trying to f*^k up education and keep the masses down. Starring rowan Atkinson as Gove. :)

joanofarchitrave · 22/09/2012 19:51

sorryBlush that was me laughing at those, not copying them

joanofarchitrave · 22/09/2012 19:51

[weeps]
alpen vs predator
snakes on a plate

LineRunner · 22/09/2012 18:33

Borg On The Fouth Of July - Vietnam war epic (Swedish subtitles)

headinhands · 22/09/2012 17:35

L.E.A. Confidential - A mothers desperate bid to secure one to one support for her Y1 child with special needs?

headinhands · 22/09/2012 17:28

Meh in Black. Black humour portraying the musings of two bored and indifferent government special agents.

headinhands · 22/09/2012 17:19

Twitlight. Uplifting tale of an intellectually challenged vampires' quest for true love.

NicholasTeakozy · 22/09/2012 14:46

Snakes on a Plate. What Samuel L Jackson is having for his motherfuckin' tea.

jodee · 22/09/2012 14:45

My homage to Christopher Walken:

The Leer Hunter
Heaven's Late
The Dogs of Tar
Rainstorm
A View to a Hill
Things to do in Dover when you're Dead (ok 2 letters)
The Dad Zone

Belladesconocida · 22/09/2012 14:37

alpen versus predator
terrifying showdown involving muesli

streamers
futuristic party decorations bring terror

down with Gove
topical political love story

the jaunting
Attractive young people spend the night in a jolly house

puss in coots
water birds turn carniverous

piss in boots
Why puss only drinks milk

creasure island
the hunt for buried irons

Lexilicious · 22/09/2012 14:11

That's the Jim Carrey selection there, obvs.

Lexilicious · 22/09/2012 14:11

Truce Almighty. an average guy finds his calling as an arbitration consultant.

The Fable Guy. Aesop biopic

The Cask. Deep south docu-drama about whiskey brewing.

Me, Myself and René. Feature length Allo Allo as reimagined by Hollywood.

Quodlibet · 22/09/2012 13:35

Baked Gun. Leslie Neilson joins the WI with hilarious consequences.

Romilly70 · 22/09/2012 13:20

Mead Girls Bitchy Wenches working in an Elizabethan Tavern

Glum dog Millionaire Unhappy canine lottery winner

SoupDragon · 22/09/2012 13:04

Cats and Doms - Bondage in the feline world

CouthyMowWearingOrange · 22/09/2012 12:37

Lara Croft, Comb Raider - Skinny woman steals combs to maintain her perfectly coiffed hair.

Pawhide - The adventures of a Cowboy Labradoodle.

Torminator - Futuristic robot conquers the Munro's.

Spice Buddies - Group of puppies bonding over cinnamon rolls.

Turf's Up - A group of penguins going all Ground Force, starring Alan Titchmarsh.

QuinionsRainbow · 22/09/2012 12:13

The Nuked and the Dead. Dr. Strangelove's take on WW3