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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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BelfastBloke · 24/09/2012 08:27

The Tall Gay - Jeff Goldblum sleeps with Rowan Atkinson instead of Emma Thompson

ExasperatedSigh · 24/09/2012 07:46

Night of the Demo - A&R man is stalked by indie band who insist on playing him their crappy self-recorded EP.

toweraboveyou · 24/09/2012 07:20

Rotting Hill - Hugh Grant scours local tips on a search for prostitutes.

headinhands · 23/09/2012 22:33

Nothing Hill - Vacuous plot with vapid characters. Nuff said.

headinhands · 23/09/2012 21:59

Pilates of the Caribbean. Sparrow's back and this time he's wearing lycra. This thought provoking film takes a long overdue look at the sensitive side of the much maligned sea faring thieves of the West Indies.

wornoutbutstillwonderful · 23/09/2012 21:29

Wanking tall: One mans tale of aiming for the stars

The food guys: Two men and their high jinx in a downtown maccy d's

Ghost shit: Mystery of the phantom dumper

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 23/09/2012 21:24

E, Robot - renegade robots attack Yorkshire

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 23/09/2012 21:09

The Kate Runner - a princess agree to enter a charity marathon, but gets cold feet and hires a lookee-likee to take her place.

nkf · 23/09/2012 20:14

Moby Duck: an epic fight between man and duck. Smile

Riddo · 23/09/2012 20:05

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Poisoner of Azkaban

HopeForTheBest · 23/09/2012 19:41

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SoupDragon · 23/09/2012 17:35

Notional Velvet - a surreal art house film about theoretical luxury fabric.

Portofino · 23/09/2012 16:59

Ding Dong - Leslie Phillips scales the empire state building to rescue a fair maiden.

Portofino · 23/09/2012 16:58

Swallows and Amazon - a flock of migrating birds raid the giant book retailer.

LineRunner · 23/09/2012 15:51

The Ladykilters - Supergran's new gang

SoupDragon · 23/09/2012 15:27

American Pike - There's something fishy at the High School

headinhands · 23/09/2012 14:05

Past Away - like the original but Hanks doesn't make it back

Caste Away - a film exploring the outdated class system of fish indigenous to tropical islands.

KurriKurri · 23/09/2012 13:58

The Thirds - a group of unsuccessful graduates eat some bad seed and terrorise Tippi Hedron.

KurriKurri · 23/09/2012 13:55

Where The Mild Things Are - The story of Max's less adventurous friend

KurriKurri · 23/09/2012 13:53

The Cruet Sea - The Royal Navy defeat U-boats using only condiments.

KurriKurri · 23/09/2012 13:49

The Old Man and The Pea - an epic struggle between an aging gardener and a giant legume.

LineRunner · 23/09/2012 13:40

Ooh I like these sea-based ones.

SoupDragon · 23/09/2012 13:26

The World According to Carp - fish muse on the ins and outs of life in a small fishing lake in middle America.

TalcAndTurnips · 23/09/2012 13:13

Line - yes. Although today you wouldn't know it. Bastard oggin's nigh on invisible in the maelstrom outside. Snuggly indoors but DH says he is swimming later with some chums Shock

LineRunner · 23/09/2012 13:10

You live coastally, Talc, right?