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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe · 20/09/2012 18:59

Hair Gray - the spray failed and all that's left is to colour it
Spinal Dap - soft shoes on hard rockers
Night Fiver - cheap date out

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/09/2012 18:56

Thora - Thora Hurd uses her special powers to defend the earth from dark forces

OK, that is cheating a bit

leguminous · 20/09/2012 18:55

Shallow Hat - a man with a very flat head and his hunt for headgear that lets him see where he's going

shrinkingnora · 20/09/2012 18:53

Lardy in the water - fat man goes swimming
The BFP - giant gets pregnant

GraceVentura · 20/09/2012 18:53

Taxi Drivel - The tedious tale of a public transport worker's battle with verbal diarrhea

leguminous · 20/09/2012 18:52

The Neverending Store - you've been trying to get out for half an hour but you've gone in a circle and ended up by the fabric softener again.

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 18:51

Glumdog Millionaire - proof that money really doesn't buy happiness.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/09/2012 18:50

The Loin King - a butcher corners the market in Tunbridge Wells

SarryB · 20/09/2012 18:49

Lady and the Trump. Sheer Genius.

Reservoir Mogs.

Star Wags.

I'm rubbish at this.

NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe · 20/09/2012 18:49

Die Bard - assasination attack on Will Shakespeare
Flesh Gordon - that's already been done!!!
Enter The Bragon - stealth boasting!

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 20/09/2012 18:49

The Gowering Inferno - Paul Newman disaster movie set in the south wales coast.

Mirage · 20/09/2012 18:48

Pantasia - the wonderful world of underwear
Yeast of Eden-James Dean moodily making bread
Sand By Me-coming of age and DIY combined
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof-now where did I put that Lard?
Gassy Come Home-return of the farty family pet

leguminous · 20/09/2012 18:48

The Great Drain Robbery - cunning thieves try sneaking through the sewers.

leguminous · 20/09/2012 18:47

Oh god I'm dying at The Snots of Kilimanjaro.

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 18:47

The Great Brain Robbery - the story of an organ stealing scandal

SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 18:47

It's A Wonderful Lift- an uplifting tale sure to elevate the audience.

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 20/09/2012 18:47

Footsie - Dustin Hoffman pretends to be a foot to get a job as a podiatrist

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/09/2012 18:46

Tie Hard - the story of a small girl's first day at school

OrangeKipper · 20/09/2012 18:46

The Lazykillers - no wonder they got caught

The Desperate Fours - some people will do anything to win at bridge

The Snots of Kilimanjaro - dying doctor relives his battle against deadly outbreak

leguminous · 20/09/2012 18:45

Videodrone - a movie buff goes on. And on. And on.

SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 18:44

The ion King- a positive tale.

SageBush · 20/09/2012 18:43

The Incredible Bulk - about a bariatric, green superhero

minsmum · 20/09/2012 18:43

Eyes Wide Shit

Lady and the Trump

choccyp1g · 20/09/2012 18:42

SlumDog Billionaire; inflation takes its toll on a popular gameshow.

NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe · 20/09/2012 18:42

The Batrix - scary future thriller about Beatrix Potter
Slade Runner - what really happened to that 70s band
PissInBoots - accidents do happen o r was it revenge?
Star Truk The Movie - intergalactic lorry of the future
Meet The F*ckers - too obvious??
Chicken Fun - specialist film for those that like chickens
You Got Sail - postmen start up a chandelrey business
The 69 Steps - a road to heaven?