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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

779 replies

oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

OP posts:
ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 19:59

Dead Man Wanking - zombie porn

Dear Window - wheelchair-bound man forms unhealthy bond with his aperture

Marled and Me - the story of my love affair with grey knitwear

The Weeding Date - love blooms (sorry) over herbaceous borders

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 20/09/2012 19:59

Honey, I Shrunk the Skids - Tale of a downtrodden housewife

EvenIfYouSeeAPoppy · 20/09/2012 19:59

Calendar Gills - Intrepid WI members raise money with nude calendar involving artfully arranged fish.

Saturday Night Never - John Travolta stuck in an eternal Friday.

Lobe Actually - romance in an ear-piercing studio.

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 19:54

Have we had School of Cock yet?

Sex Training Centre

GraceVentura · 20/09/2012 19:53

Citizen Bane - a tale of an irritating yet helpful neighbour

Lilka · 20/09/2012 19:51

Jurassic Ark - Noah allows the Dinosaurs on as well, with predictable results...

(I claim no credit for some of these)

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 19:50

Haha - OrangeKipper - I thought of Picnic at Hanging Cock but I couldn't come up with a worthy subtext - yours is ace!

GraceVentura · 20/09/2012 19:49

Jen in Black - the tragic tale of a woman who can't escape her fashion rut

shrinkingnora · 20/09/2012 19:49

The Da Vinci Cod
Zorba the Geek

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 19:49

That should have said 'strange' not 'stranger'.

It was a wine fail. (in my defence, I live in the Middle East, where thursdays are fridays, and 19.48 hours is 21.48 hours. Grin)

jammydodger1 · 20/09/2012 19:49

Socktail - smellie drinks

TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat · 20/09/2012 19:48

The Hound of the Buskervilles - Sherlock investigates the murders of the local street entertainers

LineRunner · 20/09/2012 19:47

Shitty Chitty Bang Bang - a wonderful fairytale of toot sweets and salmonella.

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 19:45

The Queer.

A stranger , peculiar and possibly gay monarch.

OrangeKipper · 20/09/2012 19:45

Name of the Hose - purist garden centre worker starts bumping off customers who can't remember which frigging make they need

Picnic at Hanging Cock - nothing really happens

jammydodger1 · 20/09/2012 19:44

When Harry let Sally
a) an ex rated version or
b) the mans orgasm

quirrelquarrel · 20/09/2012 19:41

This MUST be in classics!!

quirrelquarrel · 20/09/2012 19:41

A Comb at the End of the World (okay, two letters)- Three friends travel some serious miles to solve their hair issues.

Confessions of a Hopaholic- except she can't confess, she's panting too hard

About a Buoy- ever wondering what it's like, afloat at sea for all eternity? Find out some secret upkeep trade secrets. Know what it's like to be painted orange.

Fry Away Home- one boy and his saucepan's journey of discovery

Look Who's Talking, Cow? - the hypocritical bovine

Whirl, Interrupted- the ballerina stops midair. a snowflake stops in midair. a washing machine stops. what are they all thinking at that very moment?

Snow White and the Seven Wharfs- the billionaire pauper

Mister Act- a monastery is transformed

Lilka · 20/09/2012 19:40

Lord of the Rinks - Ice skating at its best
Lick Ass - Worth a trip to Ann Summers to buy

Transfarmers (plus the sequel, Jurassic Pork)

sassytheFIRST · 20/09/2012 19:40

The Full Montel - a group of unemployed steel workers are joined in their newest venture by an American talk show host who talks a great deal of tough love to them.

BelfastBloke · 20/09/2012 19:38

Citizen Jane - a reporter investigates why a multi-millionairess is so keen on her Rosebud.

leguminous · 20/09/2012 19:38

Children of the Crone - a controversial look into maternal age and IVF. (Sorry, cheated a bit there.)

FellatioNelson · 20/09/2012 19:37

Ken.

The story of a working class boy and his kestrel called Ken.

sassytheFIRST · 20/09/2012 19:35

Jars. An obsessive jam maker terrorises an American beach community.

Bog. A ten year old boy wishes to exchange his life with that of a toilet. Watch and wonder as his wish comes true.

EvenIfYouSeeAPoppy · 20/09/2012 19:35

Four Eddings and a Funeral - a tragicomic tale of death and marker pens.

Bead It Like Beckham - top footballer discovers the joy of crafts.