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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 21:16

Creaky Friday- Disney film in which a young girl trades places with her arthritic grandmother.

Blu · 20/09/2012 21:15

Best Erotic Marigold Hotel
Harry Potter and the Deathly Mallows

Lexilicious · 20/09/2012 21:15

Requiem for a Bream - overly sentimental diner at a fish restaurant.

JumpJockey · 20/09/2012 21:14

9 1/2 leeks - Welsh erotica

Lexilicious · 20/09/2012 21:12

Das Toot - The claustrophobic world of a WWII German U-boat; boredom, filth, and then to top it all someone farts.

ScrambledSmegs · 20/09/2012 21:12

Sorry, that was meant to be 'Whoopi makes whoopee'

moonieponds · 20/09/2012 21:12

Bill and Ned - Bogus adventures with a donkey.

JumpJockey · 20/09/2012 21:10

Largo - slow moving minnesotan crime story takes even longer to solve than usual

ScrambledSmegs · 20/09/2012 21:10

Children of Ken - Ken Livingstone fathers numerous offspring, hilarious events ensue

Bean Streets - like Mean Streets, but with beans.

Jumping Jack Flesh - Whoopi does whoopee...

Lexilicious · 20/09/2012 21:09

The Whining - A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where their toddler cries incessantly.

SucksFake · 20/09/2012 21:08

Fife is Beautiful. The Scottish Tourist Board encourages its employees to compete for a tank.

Crave. Princess Merida's pregnancy diary.

Calamity Pane. Shards of glass everywhere.

Fatman Begins. A young boy gorges on a diet of McDonald's, crisps and chocolate bars.

The Princess and the Frig.....

puds11 · 20/09/2012 21:07

In the tight garden- a story about the benefits of pelvic toners

The fat returns- a story about weight gain

Never been pissed- a story of sobriety

Bobin' hood- a story of one mans livelyhood

Lexilicious · 20/09/2012 21:04

WIG - Tom Hanks learns to cope with the effects of ageing.

KurriKurri · 20/09/2012 21:03

Glaciator - Roman general seeks revenge in Norway

Glade Runner - Androids go crazy with air freshener

All the President's Fen - phone hacking in East Anglia

Margo - Mrs Leadbetter murders the Goodes and shoves them through a shredder.

SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 20:58

Slags Of Our Fathers- A nostalgic look at wartime brothels.

EvenIfYouSeeAPoppy · 20/09/2012 20:56

Flues Brothers - gasmen on the road

Belladesconocida · 20/09/2012 20:56

Farto

Yohoahoy · 20/09/2012 20:55

A Clockwork Orang - remake of a Clint Eastwood classic featuring a robotic primate sidekick

Belladesconocida · 20/09/2012 20:53

Get Farter

NicholasTeakozy · 20/09/2012 20:53

Four Weldings and a Funeral. A man gets his car through its MOT so he can go to his mates burial.

Top Gin. What it says on the bottle tin.

Hot Fezz. The quest to put out the fire in Tommy Coopers hat.

Start Wars. An infomercial for Messrs Blair and Bush.

Where Beagles Dare. Escape from a smoking lab for dogs.

Iron sty. Nazis breeding pigs. On the moon.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/09/2012 20:52

"Dude, where's my ear" - genius :)

BelfastBloke · 20/09/2012 20:50

Ferris Beuller's Gay-Off - Ferris and Cameron leave Sloane behind the next time they go to the swimming pool

EvenIfYouSeeAPoppy · 20/09/2012 20:48

(with apologies to whoever thought up the genius Hove, Actually)

Shakespeare in Hove - the Bard shakes up genteel seaside town

iklboo · 20/09/2012 20:47

Live & Let Diet - a porky Bond in a race to fit back in his tux

Brighten Rock - one man's bid to spruce up Gibraltar

Happy Feel - x rated penguin movie

LineRunner · 20/09/2012 20:46

The Big Child

A group of seven former college friends meet up and realise that one of them has an enormous baby.

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