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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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PopOozeTheFastest · 20/09/2012 23:05

From Hull - Johnny Depp searches for Jack The Ripper amongst the prostitutes of Hull.

Jams - a nice film about the WI's jam making activities. Not a shark in sight.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 20/09/2012 23:03

Bumbo - featuring an innovative circus baby seat with the power to fly....

CogitoErgoSometimes · 20/09/2012 23:01

"The Adventures of Tintit"... feature length Madonna video

ariadneoliver · 20/09/2012 22:56

Star Wags - footballers' wives in space

ontheedgeofwhatever · 20/09/2012 22:55

Peter Ran - little boy Peter runs away from home

The Aristobats - Vampires take their righful place in the bat hierarchy

CogitoErgoSometimes · 20/09/2012 22:53

"The Lazykillers"... classic black comedy about a gang of hardened criminals that just can't be arsed

Whatiswitnit · 20/09/2012 22:53

The Breakfast Blub - tragic tale of cereal and spilt milk
Planet of the Ales - A futuristic dystopian tale of a CAMRA pub crawl

CogitoErgoSometimes · 20/09/2012 22:49

"Dunces with Wolves".... a moving story of intellectually challenged footballers

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:46

Pretty in Oink.

Molly Ringwald grows up and chooses a pig for the prom instead of a Ducky.

exasperated thanks for the inspiration :)

SleepyLittleSunshineGirl · 20/09/2012 22:43

Mend It Like Beckham - a woman has a tummy tuck and caesarean in one go.

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:42

Pig.

A grown hog makes a wish on the pier and wakes up to find he's in the shit, as a little piglet again!

There's definitely some piggy puns out there.

seeker · 20/09/2012 22:42

Somebody has suggested Snacks on a Plane haven't they?

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:42

Pratty In Pink - someone should have told her the truth about that dress.

meditrina · 20/09/2012 22:41

The Karate Skid - no one can get those sports clothes clean.

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:40

Porking Girl

Melanie Griffiths secretly runs Sigourney Weaver's pig farm to further success and wins Harrison Ford's heart in the process.

SleepyLittleSunshineGirl · 20/09/2012 22:40

Not Fuzz - two men who Aren't coppers in a rather dull film

The Form - tense thriller in which hero battles to fill out an insurance claim before time runs out

Glowers in the attic - 4 children are rather cross that their mum makes them live in the loft

S'Up

Viagara - couple need chemical assistance on a visit to the falls

All about my Bother - a middle aged lady called Gladys talks about her waterworks

CogitoErgoSometimes · 20/09/2012 22:39

"Fleshdance"... strictly in the nuddy

NormanTheForeman · 20/09/2012 22:37

Four Weedings and a Funeral - gardener dies in suspicious circumstances....

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:34

The Running Ham.

A poor piggy finds himself trying to escape a deadly reality tv show.

LemonMousse · 20/09/2012 22:32

Revita - Argentinians struggle to find a suitable crispbread.

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:31

Me three Grin I need to go to bed, dammit - there is a brand new mattress awaiting me upstairs, and yet I can't tear myself away from this thread.

SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 22:30

Me too, kungfu Grin

TandB · 20/09/2012 22:27

I just nearly wee-ed a bit at Handyman!

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:25

They Dined With Their Boots On - an exploration of Custer's mess hall habits

ScrambledSmegs · 20/09/2012 22:24

Handyman - you need to call him 5 times before he actually turns up.

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