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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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KurriKurri · 21/09/2012 13:05

Vest Side Story - rival gangs vogue it out over underwear.

oopslateagain · 21/09/2012 13:02

Groat Expectations - a poor mediaeval orphan dreams of riches

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KurriKurri · 21/09/2012 13:00

Forrest Hump - naive young man seeks sex in woodland areas.

Apocalypse Cow - A mission deep into Cambodia, to eradicate genetically modified beef.

The Great Hatsby - one man's love affair with his trilby.

Portofino · 21/09/2012 12:41

Alcie - young misogynist turns to the bottle.

Portofino · 21/09/2012 12:41

Quatermass and the Pot

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:37

A Beautiful Mint - a mathematician enjoys a Polo

Portofino · 21/09/2012 12:36

The Seven Year Bitch - the Mumsnet Movie

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:35

There Will Be Bloom - documentary about the Chelsea Flower Show

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:34

Lack Swan - a prima ballerina absconds from her performances

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:31

Meat - a group of professional butchers start to feel the heat from police

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:30

Die Bard - John McClane has to save William Shakespeare after he's taken hostage

Kowalski · 21/09/2012 12:29

Reservoir jogs - fitness gangster style

Life as we knot it - scouting documentary

Forrest Gimp...

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:28

Indiana Jones and the Fast Crusade - the Holy Grail is found within minutes in this 10-minute short

Lexilicious · 21/09/2012 12:28

Mystic Rivet - engineers' buddy movie

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:26

Reservoir Digs - lots of men with shovels and JCBs constructing a new water facility

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:22

Apocalypse No - alternative ending to the Vietnam War

ChazsGoldAttitude · 21/09/2012 12:15

Back to the Couture - heroes travel forward in time to discover the next trend

Bush Hour - kungfu kicking foray into ladies grooming

In Which we Perve - dodgy goings on in a wartime destroyer

Star Wars: Revenge of the Shit - oh hang on, didn't that one get made!

Spar Trek - to boldly go to the corner shop (Its food Jim but not as we know it)

Kowalski · 21/09/2012 12:11

Planes, Trans and Automobiles - a transexual's struggle to decide on a mode of transport.

9 1/2 Leeks - an erotic vegetable fantasy

Monsters vs Allens - scary creatures attempt to put together Ikea furniture

evilgiraffe · 21/09/2012 12:11

Stay Trek - their five-year mission to boldly, er, remain in dry dock.

oopslateagain · 21/09/2012 12:06

American Pile - when the yanks get 'em, they're bigger...

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Scrubber · 21/09/2012 11:51

The Darn Crystal - members of the WI fight over a mushroom shaped crystal that is particularly good for darning sock heels with.

wavesandsmiles · 21/09/2012 11:43

Starlust - Brian Cox explores his relationship with the Universe
Dial M for Mulder - a sequel to the X-Files, Scully's absence is ineffectively glossed over.

SuperB0F · 21/09/2012 11:42

The Slowman- a little boy misses Christmas when his transport is late.

oopslateagain · 21/09/2012 11:42

Classics!

Grin
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aufaniae · 21/09/2012 11:36

Love Finding Emo :)