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I think my baby must have a wonky widget

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McPhee · 16/09/2012 17:26

because it never ruddy sleeps!! I've had possession of this tiny human for 11 weeks now. I thought maybe it was jetlagged, or had settling in issues. You know, like when you get a new freezer?

But...mine keeps running on maximum speed, but the battery doesn't seem to discharge at a 'normal' rate? Some bugger installed a dynamo in mine Hmm

Seriously. Is mine faulty?? Can I disconnect the Dynamo?

Does yours sleep, and if so how many hours during the day

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HarlettOScara · 16/09/2012 17:37

I can't really complain about my 11 week old model.

Daytime naps can bet hit and miss (although she slept for 3 hours earlier but most days only manages a few naps of 30 minutes or so). However, she sleeps from around 10.30/11pm to 6-7am so I'm overlooking the slight daytime glitches.

McPhee · 16/09/2012 17:36

So there's no way of getting even a re-programme then Confused

I can get jack all done during the day, and am too knackered at night to do anything either

Hmm
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TeamEdward · 16/09/2012 17:33

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 16/09/2012 17:31

Mines faulty too. Sleeps ok in the day but only on me, you can forget it at night. Night is for gurgling, and smiling, and rolling over and trying to crawl.

I think I've made an error though because it's just gone past 6 months so I don't think I can take it back Wink

numptymark1 · 16/09/2012 17:29

mine used to be awake for a couple of hours then have a 10 minute power nap
-but god help you if you tried to move her when she was asleep

that pattern continued until she was crawling

so not long for you to wait Grin

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