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Things you don't want to hear a toddler say....

277 replies

QueenOfFarkingEverything · 10/09/2012 06:59

I'll start with "Oh dear, poo all over the place" [sigh]

Though this is closely rivalled by Nothing At All aka completeanduttersilence

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minceorotherwise · 10/09/2012 07:00

Is it morning yet?

SoupDragon · 10/09/2012 07:00

"I'm being Taran!" isn't great when they are in the furthest corner of the soft play climbing area and, as any experienced parent knows, Tarzan wears just pants.