Weird things your body does, and you wonder if it happens to others too?

YY to the finger blisters, but not all the time. Hadn't connected it to my cycle.

I also get the floaty big head and hands thing. I think it must not be uncommon - I am sure that is where the line in Pink Floyd's song 'Wish you were here' comes from "When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons".

I sometimes get a fluttering sensation in my eardrum.

Treatment for Javelin arse!? This is better than NHS Direct.

yes to E wee

also if I eat sugar puffs my wee smwlls of sugar puffs

and some times my wee randomly smells like pinapple

my bum sometimes feels like its in spasm.. is that the javelin arse thing. It can last for anything from 30 seconds to an hour.
I get it more often at night & need to put a hot flannel on my bum, sudocrem is also good.

I know when I need a poo because I get goose bumps on my bum.

Thank you Nagoo - neck and neck again. Bloody javelin arse. Can't decide arse.

Bloody hell - I have just googled Alice in Wonderland Syndrome too! My dad was hospitalised as a 9 yr old and had physchotherapy because he said that his left hand was enormously larger than his right hand and my gran was told to leave him in the hospital as he was 'not right in the head' - that would have been 1950. Thank god things have moved on and thank god my nan told them to fuck off!

yes to javelin arse. I am sure it is trapped wind too.

The big head thing is going to make me laugh out loud one day when I'm on public transport or something, and it'll just pop in my head and totally embarass me. Love it. Don't have it, troll you massive freak

I do sometimes feel like my hands are massive in bed. mimimal teeny amount of weedsmokage history and none for over 12 years.

Ears/nose/eyes are all connected, so you can shoot stuff out of your eyeballs and taste drops etc. That's normal :)

I dare you tox

Facts leaning towards periods rather than trapped wind. Isn't MN informative?

Really Chub? Nothing to do with the fact I'm dreaming DH is Val Kilmer and we're having sex, eh?

you should ring nhs direct next time.listen to them going thru their diagnosis questionnaire as you confidently announce you have javelin's arse

Yey nervous fanjo here too! And random itch. Plus sometimes I get a huge random itch in my leg and it makes it do a massive twitch.
Really weird but since I was little when I laugh too hard I get a very intense pain low down on the right side of the back of my head. It's quite scary and I have to stop myself from laughing too hard :(

Sometimes I get a weird numbness up the inside of my leg up to my fanjo. Lasts a few mins. I've had this occasionally since I gave birth to ds 16 years ago so assume its some sort of child birth related nerve damage.
Loving all this freakiness!

I just goggled too, I get migraines so that explains mine, how weird, I thought I was the only one too!

This thread is so funny.

I sometimes get a tingling feeling in the roof of my mouth when my nipple is tweaked.

I get an itchy crawling feeling in the back of my head if I drink hot soup too quickly. Doesn't seem to happen with tea or coffee though.

If I eat McDonalds it always makes me cough.

YY to javelin arse.

coco Oh yes I get the bubbles of air from my fanjo that run to my button and then pop

yes to javelin arse when on my period!

Also, if i really really need a wee, but have held off for whatever reason, when i do actually go, my teeth tingle!

The Orgasm in your sleep thing is completely normal, I think it's to do with going to bed with a full bladder. Presses on g spot or something.

Of course. Am looking forward to next time it happens so I can think of this thread.

I get the vibrating fanny, have done all my life as far as I can remember;
also get the vibrating eyelids, usually when over tired. Also the fizzing in various parts of the body, i assume it is feeling your blood circulating. Oh and the orgasms in sleep, lucky me.

Seeing your heartbeating in your eyes; my sister gets this as well; have been told it nmeans you blood pressure is dangerously high, but mine isn't.
The itchy feet that you just can't scratch came on along with the hot flushes, the strange cold patch on my bum in the middle of the night, the pins and needles in arms, the pounding heart, and the AGONY in heels on getting out of bed in the morning; all down to menopause I think.

But here's one not previously mentioned, quite regularly at night, usually not long after lying down to sleep, (after the obligatory hot flush which happens about 5 minutes after lying down, regardless of the actual temperature), I get this amazing feeling moving from one side of my brain to the other, as though everything is all clear and fresh inside my head. I suspect it is due to something unblocking in sinuses or inner ears, but if only my head could feel like that all the time, I think I could change the world.

Another gleeker and have passed on this gift to ds, lucky child.

I cannot shake a ketchup bottle without my other hand doing a synchronised shaking motion but on its own

do i qualify then?

This thread has made me feel a bit of a freak.. I have so many!

*Javlin arse
*swelling up feeling (especially in lips/tongue)
*The backs of my knees go weak if I see or hear about something painful like a deep cut (my mum gets this too)
*the thing where the itch is somewhere completely different to where I think it is
*since giving birth I am massively ticklish, never used to be at all it drives me mad
*I'm able to 'find' things I've lost without looking, it's like my hands can remember where I left them when consciously I can't
*both myself and my brother have lightening reflexes and can catch falling things without thinking
*sleep paralysis, I think this is linked to stress but really freaks me out

Probably the weirdest thing for me is something that's happened a few times now; I'll be asleep or midway between asleep and awake and the first time I suddenly realised my legs were raised above my body, both together almost at a 90 degree angle..my body was vibrating and I was aware of a very bright light. The minute I was consciously aware of what was happening my legs fell back down and the light/vibration stopped. Since then I have had times where I'm almost positive I'm outside and above my own body, always accompanied by a very loud buzzing sound. It's happened about 3 times now and the only thing that's made me think it wasn't real was that DH and DS were sleeping peacefully either side of me.. The noise would surely have woken them. Not entirely a 'body' thing but all this made me think of it. Watching with interest, some very cool stuff here