Weird things your body does, and you wonder if it happens to others too?

a funny fanny, i call it! I get it if we drive over a hump bridge and when you drop at the other side, "funny fanny" happens I get it the same with heights and what not too!! I thought i was a freak!!!

My eyelids sometimes feel paralysed, in that I cant open them when I wake up.
I wonder if this is a 'dry eye' type thing.

Does anyone else have to run to the loo soon after entering a bookshop or library?

"DH sometimes has sugar puffs wee, even though he doesnt eat them"

was worried i was the only one one with sugar puff pish

Hazel my left eye has started leaking , its been about 6 weeks now and theres no sign of it stopping.

DH sometimes has sugar puffs wee, even though he doesnt eat them.

I can do cobra spit on purpose, it goes really far, up to about 2 metres sometimes!

I realise it is totally disgusting but I was quite the playground star as a kid :o

You sort of push your tongue into the bottom of your mouth and flex the muscle as you do it!

also get a nasty twinge inside my brain like someone has tied it to some fishing line and is yanking it - very severe - had it years - get it about once every 3 months for several seconds.

I get the neck-shock-nerve thing that MadamFolly described at the beginning of the thread. Have never spoken out loud about it because I thought it was just me.

Also, I get real tingles/prickles on the back of my neck when I hear a particularly moving piece of music. If I had fur, it would stand up.

I am very freaked out by alice in wonderland syndrome, I thought i was the only person in the whole world to experience this and have never been able to articulate it

If I get into a bath that is too hot, I bare down like when you have a poo or are pushing in labour, and it is sort of involuntary

is knitting needle up the arse syndrome the same as javelin up the arse ? I've had that for years, especially when I'm on.

Very smelly stale poos when on too

Oooh, think I just found out what my heart popping thing is!

Certain voices (particularly Brian Sewell's ) make the back of my neck go tingly

This utterly, utterly brilliant thread has reminded me about sleep orgasms ... it's been so long since I had one, I'd forgotten about them :( Could be the best reason I've thought of to start coming off the antidepressants!

I do have flying dreams nearly every night, though. Obv not a weird physical/neurological thing, just dreams. Cheers me up (but not as much as an orgasm ...)

Wicketypitch - I used to get that too! I thought that was the Alice thing to begin with.
And bassace that's a sacral dimple I think! My dd has one, don't know if touching it makes her wee tho!!

sorry missed link, tired eyes didnt notice the blue highlite, will read link as I get an electric shock thing, but it seems long lasting and goes through my whole body. but gp has always said it was propably anxiety as I suffer from sleep peralysis aswell from time to time.

No, not had either investigated but the EHS is an actual condition - see my link above. There's no treatment and it's just one of those things. Over the past three years I've been under consultant care for a kidney condition, and they've done so many tests and checks I expect anything else would have been picked up.

Right, I have:

• Inflating to giant proportions in bed thing, only I (genuinely) imagine myself to look like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=stay+puft&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1278&bih=595&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=jvtG_WACHdy02M:&imgrefurl=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man&docid=dQnS2Z6HXQFlVM&imgurl=upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/Stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg/300px-Stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg&w=300&h=250&ei=uY0IUKCFA8Wh0QXf94TpBA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=411&sig=110281265507340399324&page=1&tbnh=107&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:113&tx=38&ty=47" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THIS, not ALice in Wonderland
• Javelin Arse - called proctalgia dontcha know. Although literally it just means arse pain. But mine is related to a delightful endometriosis/IBS combo, back there...
• Twitchy eye. 7 or 8 weeks when I was knackered. Yuck. Am also another one who is repulsed by anything eye-related.
• When I lay on my left side, water leaks out of my left eye. Enough to stain pillows.

moajab I don't drink fizzy drinks on their own, but I do as mixers and sometimes I get an absolutely agonising ache in my left shoulder blade during a session when I've had a single G&T. Never connected it with fizzy drinks before, so thank you

Yy to:

Javelin arse, nervous fanjo, twitchy cervix, sleep orgasms, post bath whooshes, fluttery eyelid, Alice in Wonderland, exploding head, and also:

When I look down from a height, the soles of my feet get nervous. Like butterflies in my stomach, but on the bottom of my feet .

I'm a complete freak!

yy to vag bubble and post bath woosh

softkitty have you had this investigated,you may have a heart condition or epilepsy

right thumb nail turns blue in the shower

weirdy itchy on right shoulder blade, feels like a caterpillar is crawling on it, and gets intense when I am breast feeding

sometimes if i get something stinging my eyes, my jaw has a spasm

I get the nervous fanny feeling but in my teeth

Oh l see at least one of my 'conditions' has got a name .

'Javelin arse' . Is there a support group ?

Sometimes I forget how to swallow.

I was thinking that about the pressure points it could be really dangerous. It's like Spocks Vulcan Grip.

The underside of my chin itches for hours after I've eaten tomato soup.