Weird things your body does, and you wonder if it happens to others too?

I'd say you are allergic to Blue Cheese, elephants.

Elephants, 'Eating blue cheese makes mouth and tongue go numb and sore.' I get that ? well, numb, not really sore. Maybe I'm just not eating enough.

Also the 'sick spot' between big toe and next toe. at the thought.

I get something like that OP when someone I care about hurts themselves, my bum cheeks atomatically clench.

Mate's ears click when she sees a spider.

Also if I drink alcohol too quickly I get "the monsters" - my hands and feet clench up

I get achy sore ankles and knees when I'm tired beyond comprehension.

Ever since I was a kid I will occasionally (few times a year) get an awful piercing spine spasm pain that means I can't move (at all) or even breath in properly until it passes. Anywhere from one second to 10 minutes or so. Terrifying.

If I am thirsty when I finally drink water I feel my eyes lubricate themselves INSTANTLY.

Around once a month the skin starts peeling off the inside of my mouth in great sections much in the manner of PVA glue if you spread it all over your hand and wait for it to dry then peel it off. Doesn't hurt and is quite fun.

Eating blue cheese makes mouth and tongue go numb and sore.

I feel like i'm going to be sick if anyone presses on belly button or between toes (no flipflops)

What's scary is that NO-ONE seems to have mentioned these things yet

I have another one.

Sometimes when I sneeze, I sneeze so hard that I get pins and needles instantly in my arms. anyone else? bloody hayfever the usual culprit

Hooray FateLovesTheFearless I'm not alone on the random aftershocks! :o

They last just a second or two and have been known to make me blush a little bit.

wierd feeling in my stomach very much like a baby moving - has made me wonder on occasion even when I am SURE I am not pregant.

Javelin arse - always seem to get it sitting with DH watching tv - I suddenly sit bolt upright and suck in my breath! Then relax as it subsides, DH raises an eyebrow and asks if I'm ok - I just brush it off with yeah just a spasm - there are some things he doesn't need to know and trying to explain javelin arse with a straight face would be too much!

Also have a patch the size of a 50p on the outsides of both my thighs that are really painfully to touch or press. About 6 inches up from the outside of my knee - I've never had an explanation for it but a masseuse did once say it was a chi spot or some such that had a blockage ??

Restless legs at night drives me nuts - they start after a couple of glasses of vino!

I love your extra nipple story minko, if it was me I'd be telling everyone

Really Condensedmilk? I am so pleased to find someone else who does that. It is annoying though isn't it?

yep, I know the yawning but not being able to do a "proper" one.

(and I think this is common but still wierd, just writing yawn made me do one. reading the word will make me yawn - there i go again)

Twitchy legs at night - check
Gushing after bath (and getting dressed so need a new pair of knickers) - check
Recurring dream with fever - check (on a corridor, every picture is a horrible witch, every door I open she's behind it, she always looks the same)
Thinking I'm swelling up like Alice - check
Wanting a poo when going into library/certain shops/my mum phones me - check
Going pale and goosebumpy before a poo - check
Hairs on end like a cat when talking about ghosts/moving music - check
Random 'waking' up when I am already awake - check
(Isn't this therapeutic to realise we're not weird and other people also do this!)

This may be a new one - not yawning properly, but can't relax till I do a proper yawn, but its really hard for me to describe the difference between a 'proper' yawn and one that isn't - I just have to keep going till I've done a 'proper' one.

Roseformeplease- mint makes me sneeze too.

I also hiccup when ovulating.

Right, since we're doing TMI/over-sharing - does anyone else occasionally have an orgasm following a much needed wee? Or is that just me?

Quenelle yes me too. I do it with numbers too - looking for patterns.

Sometimes my fanny tingles and goes dead especially if I've been sitting. It's really very uncomfortable and lasts about a minute.

Anyone?

Lubey, I get mini orgasm aftershocks too!

I can't just sneeze once. It never happens. If I sneeze, I will continue to sneeze for at the very minimum eight or so more times.

I get hiccups when I smoke.

Sometimes if my nipples are touched, I feel it in my teeth! Not all the time but sometimes!

Sure this one is normal but just incase...if someone I love is angry at me i get an actual physical pain in my chest. Almost like the pain you get with a cramped muscle.

When I first had DD and I was breast feeding milk started coming out of my armpit. I had to stick a breast pad in my armpit at all times. Turns out I have an extra nipple (not that it looks like one, more of a large pore). Gross. Embarrassing too...

I used to get this as a child/teen but haven't had it for years. It's v hard to describe but here goes nothing ...

A feeling in my head like it's suddenly full of slightly warm, slightly itchy/tingly, very fine sand. In my mind's eye the inside of my head is full of a dark/black mass. At the same time I get a kind of reverse tunnel vision and feel as if I'm looking at everything from very far away.

YES to hot clunking neck thing, javelin arse and belly button-fanjo connection.

SarahStratton, please expand on 'throw things involuntarily'

i have an area on my back which has no sensation of touch. But deep underneath it itches...but that itch cannot be satisfied by a scratch....cos i cant feel it!

Also i have restless legs syndrome, i kick about in the night!

I always sneeze with every pluck of my right eyebrow.

Never happens with the left.

Never doesn't happen with the right.

I get itches that can't be scratched. So I scratch where I feel the itch, but as soon as I scratch I realise that isn't where the itch is at all, it's just where I can feel it.

So sometimes I might have to scratch one part of my body to get rid of an itch in another.

I get sticky lung

and nervous fanny

Just remembered another one. If I eat anything chocolatey with bubbles, like Wispas or chocolate mousse, I get sneezing fits.