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Shouting at me in the supermarket

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FrankieAnne · 19/06/2012 20:48

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

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Lovepjs · 19/06/2012 22:04

Stoatie thank u SO much for that link!!!!!! I'm newish to MN is there somewhere where those "classic" threads are kept?

parno · 19/06/2012 22:03

I have laughed out loud at this thread and the Sharon/wasp and fruit and veg one. This never happens to me on MN. Thank you every one.

openerofjars · 19/06/2012 22:01

Crying and weeing a bit over here. Grin

I've just tried to explain why to DH and he hasn't quite yes-deared me, but close.

I love this place.

Blatherskite · 19/06/2012 22:00

If you're happy and you know it...

Haberdashery · 19/06/2012 21:57

I feel kind of worried about myself. I knew exactly what doing a T Rex was going to turn out to be.

aquashiv · 19/06/2012 21:57

These Mighty Boosh posts are what makes Mumsnet brilliant.
Making absolutley no sense what so ever.

MrsChemist · 19/06/2012 21:57

I do a great velociraptor impression

Blatherskite · 19/06/2012 21:55

No acid but I do have a sugar rush headache from too much fudge!

SPsFanjoHarboursDeadCats · 19/06/2012 21:55

Read the other thread and still laughing! What the actual fuck?!

Who wastes wine like that and I feel sorry for Adam

cocolepew · 19/06/2012 21:54

I really don't think you can blame your phone for your posting style.

LSD maybe.

doggiemumma · 19/06/2012 21:54

Mumsnet on acid!

Groovee · 19/06/2012 21:52

Neither of my children can sleep because I can't stop laughing

WorraLiberty · 19/06/2012 21:52

See I thought 'Doing a T-Rex' was being a tight bastard and not paying for the shopping.

As in short arms and deep pockets

Or is that far too sensible for a thread like this? Blush

MoonlightandRoses · 19/06/2012 21:51

No hell, not the whole world, just the wall with the wine stain on it. Wink

OP - YABU - hope you didn't push him into Sharon's arms - that would be unfortunate. Also, how's Tracey?

SPsFanjoHarboursDeadCats · 19/06/2012 21:50

Can we do a mums net minute silence for the wasp please? And then a T-Rex pose altogether?

MrsKwazii · 19/06/2012 21:49

Blatherskite Grin

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman · 19/06/2012 21:49

"...Paint the whole world with a RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

Bungle? Zippy? can you hear me?

Blatherskite · 19/06/2012 21:48

I think you should leave him to it.

I know you're shrewd and he's a dude
But all he wants is easy action

(I'll stop now, promise Wink)

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman · 19/06/2012 21:47

I need to know about Adam's fruit and veg too? OP? Where is Adam? How is his meat and two veg?

NicNocJnr · 19/06/2012 21:47

Wait, wait, wait....before dealing with t-rex I need to know if the paint is still near the table behind the door as I feel this is a pivotal emotional point. If a menz has ze paints hidden behind ze doors it speaks to his id - it says you has to conceal your masculinity (behind ze doors). Ve needs to know if he is feelink emasculated and acting unconsciously the cast role or if he iz being ze dinosaur to assert ze dominance and indicate the feelinks of the big balls.

Is the paints hidden?

ASillyPhaseIAmGoingThrough · 19/06/2012 21:46

Poor op, some male she was with has a habbit of impersonating a dinosaur in public, expecting a tap to save their blushes, op slaps for some reason, male shouts at op, op humiliated, posts in a state on a mobile to a load of sharons.

KitchenandJumble · 19/06/2012 21:45

Is Adam still looking confused on fruit and veg? And where is Bagda?

Lovepjs · 19/06/2012 21:45

Haven't laughed like this in ages thank you OP.

SPsFanjoHarboursDeadCats · 19/06/2012 21:43

My old name was SPsFanjoHarboursTRex! Maybe I am the Sharon!

doggiemumma · 19/06/2012 21:42

Standing like T rex? Did he want reminding NOT to stand like T rex? But when you did remind him he realised he was really quite enjoying standing like T Rex so told you to fuck off to the other side of fuck?

See, im a bit confused!

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