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Shouting at me in the supermarket

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FrankieAnne · 19/06/2012 20:48

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

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TantrumsAndBalloons · 22/06/2012 10:55

There are no words.

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FrankieAnne · 22/06/2012 10:55

I do like The Shining.

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SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:54

Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!

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FrankieAnne · 22/06/2012 10:54

Im sorry I can't stand around chatting all day I have to get my passport form done and my book read. It's my day off. I might play the sims but I need a wee and a coffee so I'm going to go now and later I'm going to asda to post my passport, he won't be coming with me so no t-rex or mole whilst shopping dangers today. I'll buy some chocolate and come back later but I might watch a film because I just got sky movies and have recorded loads.

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openerofjars · 22/06/2012 10:54

Thank you for that very comprehensive explanation. I think it will all be much clearer now.

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FrankieAnne · 22/06/2012 10:51

Its very hard to explain. Tony Maguire is what he does sometimes but he doesn't mean to, it's just his face. I don't mind Spiderman so much. Owl isn't to bad either but I do have to shout it out when he does it just so that he realises. Rabbit is awful, I hate it so that results in a poke. Mole also results in a poke whereas T-Rex is more serious and needs a light slap on the arm. There are a few variations of Mole. Mole whilst watching TV, Mole whilst getting dressed and Mole whilst shopping. More serious though is Mole whilst driving which means I have to shout out.

Mr trip-up.

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WhosPickleisThatOnion · 22/06/2012 10:51

Isn't Toby McGuire the actor who did spidey? Not sure though.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 22/06/2012 10:50

But I don't know how :(

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 22/06/2012 10:50

If I did owl I would rotate my head hoot and carry a mouse around tescos in my mouth.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:49

Understanding is overrated. Live for the moment. Be the owl.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 22/06/2012 10:49

lady I am so happy you don't know who or what tony maguire is.

I thought I was missing something.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:48

Were you not listening? He doesn't do rabbit anymore!

TantrumsAndBalloons · 22/06/2012 10:47

And can I beg you not to do this whilst I am work as I just choked on my coffee.

Can you do it tonight when I am drunk, as I may understand better.

LadyBeagleEyes · 22/06/2012 10:47

What does he do when he's being an owl. Does he hoot?
And what 'is being Tony Maguire'?
I'm so happy you came back Frankie, there's so much you need to explainGrin.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 22/06/2012 10:46

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

Ok, who is tony maguire (am obviously complete idiot and do not know)

owl is being an owl sorry I need more. Does he make owl noises?
Does he paint his face? Grow feathers? what

rabbit hopping? Eating carrots?

Eyes closed? What, like sleeping?? In asda??

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FrankieAnne · 22/06/2012 10:45

well I hope he doesnt start being Garlfield. We have enough to contend with at the moment.

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SillyBeardyDaddyman · 22/06/2012 10:43

Isn't Garfield being Spiderman these days? Mmm lasagne...

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FrankieAnne · 22/06/2012 10:41

Mole is eyes closed, spiderman is being tony maguire and owl is being an owl. He doesn't do rabbit so much these days not as bad as before anyway.

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JarethTheGoblinKing · 21/06/2012 13:06
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TantrumsAndBalloons · 21/06/2012 13:05

Theres a drunk thread already??

I'm at work! It's Thursday!
How dare people be enjoying themselves.

SPsFanjoHarboursDeadCats · 21/06/2012 13:02

Il be on the drunk thread soon.

Tee2072 · 21/06/2012 12:56

And I have just walked into the drunk thread and it's only 1256 on Thursday afternoon.

What The Actual FUCK?!?!!

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 21/06/2012 12:50

I love Sharon and the dead wasp, but now in my head she is standing by the ruined wallpaper with a man doing a dinosaur impression but with one of his feet in the toilet.

They have a very interesting dining room in my head.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 21/06/2012 12:20

His dog name was scully.

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 21/06/2012 12:18

My nephew has a phase of thrusting his groin around in tesco and shouting Im Bringing Sexy Back in the manner of Justin Timberlake. So wrong, but so funny.

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