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Only with Ocado...

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SoupDragon · 03/04/2012 09:33

"Today your order will be delivered by Jesus in the Cabbage van"

You don't get the son of god delivering groceries for just any supermarket.

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SoupDragon · 03/04/2012 13:04

He may not have been "well hot" but, let's face it, he was the son of god which is pretty impressive.

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NettoSuperstar · 03/04/2012 12:12

Hahaha Buppers.
The Asda man who comes here is quite hot.

BupcakesandCunting · 03/04/2012 12:09

When I was slagging off the Ocado website on here, I got told by other MNers "You will get a handsome man bring your shopping in! Order without delay!"

Imagine my delight when a bloke resembling a potato with currants for eyes knocked on my door...

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SoupDragon · 03/04/2012 10:01

There is a Robbie Williams song: Jesus in a Camper Van.

Which is now stuck in my head with slightly altered lyrics.

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Psammead · 03/04/2012 09:59

Jesus in a Cabbage Van = excellent band name Grin

Mrsjay · 03/04/2012 09:58

well it is easter Grin

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SoupDragon · 03/04/2012 09:57

I wouldn't call him well hot unfortunately.

But yes, clearly of Spanish/South American descent rather than heaven sent :o

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BupcakesandCunting · 03/04/2012 09:37

OMG I bet he is a WELL HOT Spaniard/Brazilian. Envy

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