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I pooed on my skirt at work today

380 replies

silverbay · 29/03/2012 23:06

Namechange

I am not a poo troll.

I almost never poo at work. Today was an 'upset tummy' day.

I was wearing a rather huge, billowy Maxi skirt and I must have lost track of exactly where it all was while on loo. Nasty.

Had to do damage limitation with looroll in the cubicle, then stealthy washing in handbasin, all the while praying no-one would come in.

I got away with it. Blush

I have a feeling you aren't going to believe me.

OP posts:
JellyBelly10 · 29/03/2012 23:42

Not quite the same thing...and FAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!....but years ago (when I was about 15) I went to a friend's house whose parents were very houseproud. I had my period and hadn't changed my tampon for ages and sitting on the sofa (pale green/beige colour!) I realised I had "leaked" a bit! I moved and could see a smallish red patch on the sofa Blush about the size of a penny!! I covered it with a cushion (!!) and went to the toilet to change my tampon. Whilst in the toilet I realised that I had actualy leaked quite a lot and my tampon was absolutely saturated. This bit is going to sound far-fetched but I promise it's true! As I pulled it out, it was so heavy with blood that it sort of swung between my legs and flicked a dribble of mucousy blood on the carpeted floor and up the first few inches of the door in front of me which, unbelievably, had a panel which had been wallpapered with a sort of flock wall-paper!!! I dabbed off what I could with tissue paper but there was very obvious staining!!!! I didn't tell anyone but suspect that my friend (and her mother!!) must have worked out it was me!!! Blush

LackaDAISYcal · 29/03/2012 23:24

I had a similar thing happen with a full length cardi, in a busy supermarket toilet Blush

I feel your pain!

LeBOF · 29/03/2012 23:22

I believe you. And it was really good of you to share it with us.

Bogeyface · 29/03/2012 23:10

I believe you. I had a similar experience, when I was 17 ~(so about 300 years ago!) and in my hippy phase. I had a gorgeous fine cheesecloth skirt that was yards and yards of fabric and I did exactly the same thing, except I was in a busy pub! I had to pretend that some dirty cow had pissed on the floor and I was washing it out Blush

Didnt wear it out after that!

Valpollicella · 29/03/2012 23:10

Erm. I think you might have a namechange fail situ going on as well...

Sorry to hear about your dicky tum though

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